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Fucking Machines offers many women at the mercy of 36 different machines made specifically to please a woman without the aid of a flesh and blood cock. Between 36 machines and many willing models, you get a variety of situations where the men are non-existent and the women (a few couples too) are being pleasured by sex toys that belong out in the shed with the rest of the power tools.

There are hours upon hours of video and hundreds of pictures contained within this site. Each movie for each scenario is about 30-60 minutes long (made more for broadband members), and large enough pictures to choose what you want to see. They even have forums on the member’s area for fans and lovers of the machines to communicate in a closely-knit like-minded environment. If you decide that the machines aren’t enough and you want some flesh action they give you 9 other sites to groove to. 36 machines and all these women? You’re in for a load of good times filled with mechanisms of all shapes and calibrations.

I have GOT to hand it to Fucking Machines. Most of their quality lies in their ideas, and the way their ideas get implemented. Their stills were crystal clear, the thumbnails just as good and clear as the full-size pictures. Their videos were clear, audio was very understandable, and the girls were having the time of their lives. These were quality orgasms, and you could tell that this wasn’t some highly experienced porn star moaning just because they know it turns you on. These were real women, models chosen by the site to showcase the machines, and they picked quality models. These women were hot, and not afraid to cater to their hunger within that only a powerful machine could fulfill.

This site’s quality, from cast (the machines were fantastically orgasmic) to media presentation, was A-list. You know a site is quality if you read the other member’s enthused fan mails posted on the site, and look through the forums. This site has forums that read like old friends chatting through e-mails.

Fucking Machines has got to be one of the most unique sites I have ever seen. This site goes beyond both toys and masturbation, and does it in such a way that it intrigues an audience. I doubt you will find content like this anywhere else, and I would say that you may see toys and you may see masturbation, but Fucking Machines is one site you don’t want to miss out on if you’re into the specs on a sex toy and the models’ reactions to one-of-a-kind machinery.

Fucking Machines is updated frequently, with new models having a go on their equipment about weekly. The site even reaches out to its fans for update material, asking if they have any ideas for new machines that aren’t already gracing the site to submit ideas to the engineers. Fucking Machines definitely has something there. One of the best things about the site-prodding customers to exercise their brains on machine ideas is if you give them one they don’t have and they use it; you get a free 6-month membership to their site. Talk about incentive!

Fucking Machines has full-length movies, from 30-60 minutes long, intended in that format for broadband users. I always recommend, for optimal pleasure and minimal inconvenience of course, a high-speed connection to enjoy this site. For those without high-speed, they do have a cool option of checking off clips you like then downloading them all into one zip file to make things more convenient for you. Wasn’t that nice of them? I didn’t have one problem with streaming any of the videos, and the pictures loaded right up. The speed was great, both in streaming and the speed of the machinery.

Fucking Machines is incredibly friendly to surfers looking for gorgeous women getting off via machine, and doesn’t make you think too much in the heat of the moment. Everything is accessible from the first page, so there’s no rabbit routine here. Jumping isn’t necessary, you’ve got what you want and need right at your fingertips. Members can even customize how they view the member’s page, and the site explains that so you can be sure you’ll get the maximum amount of fun with minimal effort. They let you save your energy for the jerking to come.

The design of Fucking Machines was awesome. They had so many sections for you to check out and I feel that really added to the experience. The had links for models that they had both used and intended to use for future appearances, and a section called Meet the Machines, which told you the specs, purpose, strengths and weaknesses of all 36 different toys. The layout was sweet, the fact that it didn’t hurt my eyes or give me carpal tunnel through browsing was cool, and the organization was unbelievable. Links were laid out neatly, and you could pick what you wanted easily and have fun with the site. I especially like that the site added a forum to its design, which is full of active and enthusiastic members.

$29.90 for 1 month
$49.90 for 2 months
$59.90 for 3 months
$99.00 for 6 months

The 1, 2, and 3-month plans are all recurring until cancelled, and the 6-month is non-recurring. Unfortunately there is no trial to Fucking Machines, but the material is enough to intrigue you into knowing a month is worth trying out.

Payable by Credit Card, Online Checking or Snail Mail
Billed as Paycom.net or C.E.LLC

If you want to check out Fucking Machines, they also have other sites to go along. The sites include:

Real Fucking Couples, Water Bondage, Men In Pain, Butt Machine Boys, Hogtied, Whipped Ass, Ultimate Surrender, Wired Pussy, and Free Hardcore.

Seems the proprietors of Fucking Machines have their dirty little hands in everything, doesn’t it?

Okay okay, don’t let the fact that there’s no trial scare you into choosing another site to browse. If you’re interested at first sight, that’s proof alone that the price is worth it. $30 for a month isn’t exactly real cheap, but for the content they offer and the way it’s all done, I think the price is well worth it. The girls are loving every minute of the action, the machines are innovative, and the members are satisfied. What more would you need to open your wallet? 

I couldn’t stop laughing at first when I came and saw Fucking Machines. I had gotten e-mail forwards before of some of the machines I now recognize as actual tools used for this site. I had always laughed them off, but I admit freely the machines do look like a hell of a lot of fun. The very first thing I looked at when I arrived at Fucking Machines was the machines themselves. I was surprised to see exactly how much detail the site went into on each machine and what it could do. How often do you get the specs, purpose, strengths and weaknesses for a sex toy?? Both people who enjoy sex toys and people who enjoy fine machinery can meld together over one common and horny purpose. The forums themselves show that the site does well, and has an active “fan base” that talk over the forums and comment on the site.

I find this site somewhat a fresh breath of porno air. There may be a lot of types of porn, but I have never seen a site that took something that churns out many products in our life, and turns it into something that churns out orgasms as well. When you think of hydraulics you don’t really think of dildos coupling with them, but it works better than anyone could dream. This site is full of enthusiasm, originality, ingenuity, and excitement. You become a member and you can FEEL the pulses and waves of enthusiasm, given off by both testers of the mechanical sex gods and the fans of the site. If it makes you laugh, go with it, but soon you’ll see that instead of laughing you should be examining the purposes of these unbelievable electrical companions.

All in all, I’d say this site is more than worth trying out. Fucking Machines touches a part of pornography that seldom gets delved into, meshing together electricity and mechanics with dildos and willing participants. Besides being sex toys you can store in a garage, it’s impressive to know a porn site requires engineers. For those of you who are truly innovative, try submitting a machine to them that they don’t have. I think getting a $99 membership for free because you expressed creativity is well worth it. Go ahead and splurge on Fucking Machines, I believe you’ll be glad as hell that you did.