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Frank Wank's Report Card
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The Tour Pitch...
- Behind the Scenes
- Hard core fucking
- High quality videos
Frank Wank initially looks like it’s a website for a Saturday morning cartoon and then you realize that the funny looking white guy in the leopard jacket is actually a person. Frank combs the streets of LA looking for “jizz mops”, which is his very poetic way of saying he’s trying to get laid. Frank promises that we’ll see some whores get fucked in the mouth, ass and pussy. Frank, the “Super Agent” ends each shot with a huge cum load dropped on these “fuck pigs’” faces.
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Frank the Wank’s, I mean Frank Wank’s site is running a tad low on content. Perhaps he should boost it up with his giant ego. He has managed to find more than 75 sluts from the Los Angeles area who are aspiring stars, to fuck and drop his huge loads on. Each of these little sluts has their own photo gallery, which contains an average of about 400 pictures per gallery. Each whore also has a video, which is near 45 minutes in length. Each video follows the same tired scenario; Frank is talking to the camera before each girl arrives and then he proceeds to fuck the shit out of these bitches and then drop a huge wad of jizz on their faces. While mildly entertaining, this is all this site offers in the way of content other than bonus sites.
You will get a behind the scenes look at the site. There’s no camera magic or tricks to see, its basically just a filler. You can email Frank with suggestions and you can contact customer support with issues. Other than that, this site is as short on content as Frank is on cool points. |
I must hand it to Frank, the photos on this site are great. They are clear and the lighting is good, although most scenes take place in what looks like Frank’s foyer. The photos allow you to see it all, you can even count how many drops of cum squirted out of Kat’s tight little pussy. The videos are the same way. Crystal clear, even streaming online. They run at a high speed so you will always get good quality videos. Now the cheese factor of the intros and Franks lines leave much to be desired, the actual quality is good.
Once you look at the sluts on this site, you’ll see why Frank thinks he’s such a stud; these chicks are dogs. The majority of them are below average in looks which is how Frank bags them, they don’t know until they get to his place that he’s hung like a horse, maybe a donkey which ever is bigger, you get my drift. |
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| Content Originality |
10/10 |
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The content on this site is totally exclusive to Frank Wank. This content is shot for this site and I would definitely have remembered seeing this shit anywhere else. You won’t find any 3rd party content on this site. The total exclusivity of this site is a huge saving grace because its low on content and the sluts couldn’t even keep me wet. |
Frank claims to update his site each week. He promises that a new whore with a new video and photo gallery will be added to the site. Lately it seems that Frank has made good on his word and adds a new whore each week. Since he claims to be a Super Agent, he should beef up the site by adding more frequent updates until the site is a bit fatter. |
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The videos on Frank Wank are available to view in MPG and Windows media player so Windows and Mac users are in luck. The videos are available in low (56k) and high (500k+) bandwidth. Some of the videos are as fast as 700k but the average is 532k. As a courtesy they let you know that for a quicker download use WMV but for a better quality download to use MPG. Although both are of such good quality that only the true computer geeks will know the difference, you know who you are. The videos can be viewed streaming online as well, which is still a pretty good picture. |
| Navigation - Ease of Use |
6/10 |
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The site is somewhat simple to navigate. To get to each girl and her sets you just go through them in reverse chronological order. That seems simple enough, but there is no link to get you straight to the girls. There are nearly 80 girls on this site; too many to go through them in order. It would be much easier if there were just thumbnails to click on, but judging by that jacket and hat, Frank didn’t think that far ahead. |
| The design of the site is crazy, but it totally goes with the theme of the site. The background is bright orange, which is pretty trashy, but so are all of the chicks that Frank picks up. With his whole pimp get up, I totally expected a bright yet gaudy color to adorn this site. The orange is mundane enough that it’s not distracting, that leopard jacket and hat is more distracting than advertisements could ever be, luckily there are no advertisements or any other type of clutter on this site. |
$33.95 for 1 month
$79.95 for 90 days
*Payable by credit card, check or telephone (Visa, MasterCard or Discover).
*Billed as Paycom.net |
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Becoming one of Frank’s members has perks of its own; 15 bonus sites of other whores getting banged. When you join, you get free access to:
Meat Holes, Midnight Prowl, Piss Mops, Cock Brutality, Creamed CornHoles, Porn Jackass, Teen Slam, BJ Quickies, White Meat on Black Street, No Cum Dodging, Nuts on Sluts, POV Pervert, Cum Farters, Young Ripe and Whorgies. |
Solely based on content, Frank Wank isn’t worth the $34 membership fee. When you add in the bonus sites and the high quality videos and pictures it becomes more reasonable. But the one thing that makes it totally not worth the price is the ugly sluts he fucks. The girls are generally what make it easy to get off to porn, but to get close on this site I had to use about a gallon of lube. Frank’s cock is the actual star of the site, but unfortunately that alone doesn’t warrant a $34 price tag. Until Frank starts banging hotter chicks or adds more goodies, he should make this a $25 site. |
Overall PornPimp Score: |
79% |
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Final Remarks...
I was really ready to hate this site. I mean what’s not to hate with a dorky white guy in a leopard trench coat and cowboy hat? But despite Frank’s cheesy lines and demeanor this site was fairly entertaining. I think the funniest part is that any of these chicks that ‘auditioned’ believed that they had what it takes to be a porn star. Sure some of these sluts could take a dick like the pros, but they have zero ability to get a guy off from inside the computer. I guess ugly chicks are all a guy like Frank could get unless he’s walking down the street with his huge fucking cock hanging out.
Frank’s big cock was a giant (yes, giant!) and welcome surprise. Unfortunately the site wasn’t totally dedicated to Frank’s cock, which actually could have a future in porn. The whole point of the site is that Frank tricked these girls into fucking him which isn’t nearly as amusing as some of the other “trick a bitch into fucking you” sites. Mostly it’s not that entertaining because that’s how most people think porn stars audition. The thing that got the biggest giggle out of me was the beginning of every video when Frank is talking.
Overall, this site was really good. It’s a bit pricey for the content, but they do give you 15 great bonus sites to check out for free. This site is updated every week, so there will always be a steady stream of content, which makes up for the small amount of content available now. Hopefully Frank will find some of the beautiful girls in LA, I’ve seen them and I know it’s not a myth! If Frank fucks a girl that I think is hot, I’ll take the 90-day membership! |
PornPimp.com has reviewed and rated this site at 79 out of 100 (a good value).
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PimpScore: 79%
Category: Reality
Reviewer: Rebecca
What did Rebecca think?
Overall, this site was really good. It’s a bit pricey for the content, but they do give you 15 great bonus sites to check out for free. This site is updated every week, so there will always be a steady stream of content, which makes up for the small amount of content available now. |
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