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Big Sausage Pizza's Report Card
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The Tour Pitch...
- Home of the big meaty sausage
- At Big Sausage Pizza, it makes no damn difference what you ordered. Every single delivery comes packed with big sausage. Extra sauce? No problemo! Just give us a try and you'll be eating big sausage tonight! It's the preferred choice of meat lovers everywhere!
- Ask about our super special: the stuffer!
All deliveries are made with big sausage and sometimes three on this hardcore site.
Four tour pages profiles hardcore episodes with extra cheese. The preview is hilarious, and certainly done tongue in cheek. The large photo typically profiles a cock sticking out of a pizza in a box, with a model wrapping her mouth around the sausage. Preview thumbnails show some of the overdramatic acting, but always with the more serious hardcore action. There is a video trailer to preview and the tour promises weekly updates, hardcore pictures and videos.
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Big Sausage Pizza has just enough content to keep you interested for the moment, and their archive is growing, albeit slowly.
Photo galleries are spread across 4 – 6 sets, and there are approximately 100 photos per episode.
Movies have a total running time anywhere between 50 and 60 minutes. All episodes are divided into 8 – 10, five-minute clips, and are further offered in about 20, one-minute clips. While there are currently not a lot of movies, all of them have a long running time.
In addition to custom content, there are bonus sites that you will be able to view, as well as some 3rd party links to live cam sites like Cum TV. |
The premise of Big Sausage Pizza is done very tongue in cheek, but if you can get beyond the dramatic acting and general hoakiness, then the models are generally good-looking. Certainly, they are not the best I have seen, and many are oldr than the average. I’d consider them women more than girls. However, they all have good, slim bodies and some of them ae more than well-endowed. The actual sex, once the site gets into it, is pippingly hot as if it just came out of the oven.
Photos are all professional shots around 50K in size and with an average dimension of 700 x 466. The scenes are well lit and the action well-captured. The photos diverge a bit from the mainstream shots you typically find on a porn site, and what I mean is that there were some creative framing and angles used. Rather than take away from the action I found the camera work enhanced it.
Videos are MPEGs and WMV files. While there is the option to download, please note that the site contains DRM, so once your membership expires, so do the downloaded videos. |
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Big Sausage Pizza is definitely original. I can’t think, off the top of my head, of another site like it. All photos are still shots taken seperately from the video, and the videos are all exclusive. There is a bit in the way of leased content, but the site is not saturated by it. |
From what I can tell, Big Sausage Pizza does not update with the frequency that one would expect from a porn site. There are no date stamps available, and while the site claims to have weekly updates, I am not exactly sure what kind of content is updated. |

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There was no problem with the speed of any pages on Big Sausage Pizza. Photo files are average sized and while the 56k connection will have a few second wait for a full sized picture to load on the web, other connections will not pose any problem.
Videos play as WMV, and run with low or highspeed connections. Whether you have a 56k, or 650k connection, you will be able to play and download the video content with relative ease. |
| Navigation - Ease of Use |
7/10 |
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The Big Sausage Pizza member page looks a little bit messy, but the content is relatively easy to find. All custom video and photos are located in the centre column of the page, while leased material is scattered around it.
All of the custom content can be accessed on the member page. Videos appear in thumbnails which you simply click, and then the movie streams. Photo galleries are much better laid out, and again appear in thumbnails that you click to enlarge.
You will have to sift through the leased content if this is the kind of material you want to see, but there are a few additional video areas where you can access streamed video, and thre are also links to web tv sites. Not the best site to navigate, but also not the worst. |
The site design is not all that appealing. The graphics are fine, lots of pizza boxes, but the colours are not fetching and the layout is a bit cluttered, which makes the members area look like a pizza delivery flyer: messy. |
3-Day Trial: $ 2.95
Monthly Membership: $38.80
3-Month Membership: $58.80
Annual Membership: $95.96
You can join by major credit card or online check.
Credit cards will be billed as Paycom.
3 days notification is required to cancel memberships.
NOTE: All videos are DRM licensed. |
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Full access to additional reality sites including Teen Hitchhikers, Girls Hunting Girls, Nude Beach House, Eurobride Try-Outs, MILF Cruiser.
In addition to bonus sites, there is leased material and access to live web cam sites. |
A monthly membership is almost forty bucks, and I can think of a lot of other sites that include some really excellent custom content for a cheaper price. Content is DRM licensed, which means that anything you download will disappear the moment you cancel your membership. This sucks in a major way. The actual sucking and fucking is good hardcore action, and you will definitely get off, but you have to put up with overly dramatic acting and a premise with too much cheese! |
Overall PornPimp Score: |
72% |
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Final Remarks...
Big Sausage Pizza has one of the corniest premises I have yet to see, but despite its silliness, there’s a variety to eat on this hardcore menu.
Humour is difficult to serve with porn in my opinion, and the same premise over and over again kind of loses its amusement after a while. Of course, that is if you were amused in the first place. If you are the kind of person who takes sex lightly, and you enjoy a bit of over dramatized slapstick, then you just might appreciate Big Sausage Pizza.
Overall, I’d consider this more of an amateur site than a reality porn site. Each video starts out the same, a delivery guy shows up with a box of pizza and the girl opens it, shocked to find a big cock inside, but she is more than happy to devour it.
In one scene a good-looking, slim brunette devours that big sausage right out of the box. Not being able to get enough of it, the box is removed for some down on her knees deep throat action. It doesn’ take long before she is begging to have it in her pussy, and the delivery guy is more than happy to accommodate. All the scenes end with facials that he girls lick up like sauce. Definitely some good hardcore on Big Sausage Pizza, and a variety that sometimes included two or three guys filling a chicks body with more sausage than she expected. |
PornPimp.com has reviewed and rated this site at 72 out of 100 (an average value).
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PimpScore: 72%
Category: Reality
Hardcore
Reviewer: Rebecca
What did Rebecca think? Big Sausage Pizza has one of the corniest premises I have yet to see, but despite its silliness, there’s a variety to eat on this hardcore menu. |
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