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Suck Me Bitch's Report Card
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The Tour Pitch...
- Make her feel like a real woman, just say the magic words … Suck Me Bitch
- All amateur oral action
- Raw and uncut, real home blow job movies
- That’s right motherfuckers! This is the downright meanest, nastiest site you’ll ever find
- All hardcore XXX P.O.V. blowjobs – deep throat – cumshots – cock worship
Suck Me Bitch is all about cock worship. If you are looking for a blowjob with some hardcore action mixed in, then Suck Me Bitch offers deep throat, facial cum shots and amateur blowjob movies. It’s all about giving head.
The tour gives you a taste for the kind of nasty, cum sucking whores you will find in the member area. Here you’ll find thumbnail photos with extreme close-ups of pussy, as well as lips smothered with cum. What you see in the thumbnails are the kind of shots and lighting you can expect on Suck Me Bitch. The sample clips run a mere 21 seconds. It’s enough to introduce you to the chicks on the site, but not enough to make your cock shudder.
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For a site that has been active for over a year, I would have expected a lot more in the way of content, but as it stands, the site only offered 18 episodes.
Each girl has a photo gallery consisting of about 3 – 4 pages and 20 photos per page. All can be downloaded individually to your computer. There is also a full feature movie episode for each of these bitches, which are separated into clips that average around 3 – 5 minutes in length.
There are 80 bonus sites with your membership, and this is where you will find an incredible amount of additional content ranging from video sex games to erotic stories, and a ton of videos and photos. Of course, not all of the sites fit into the niche of blowjobs. Most of the sites contain blowjobs with cum shots streaming onto a slut’s face or across a nice set of tits, but these are predominately fucking or fetish sites. |
All of the photos on Suck Me Bitch are downloadable video grabs. The JPEGs range in size from 40 – 60KB. There are terrific point of view angles that will really get your cock pumping, but I have to admit, I have seen better quality grabs. The colour is somewhat washed out, and there is a noticeable blur in many of the shots I viewed.
The videos themselves are also of fair quality. A hand held camera is used, and this makes for a lot of sudden, abruptly whipping pans that are dizzying. Available light is used, and apparently no filters to dim the blue hue of natural light in certain shots. Additionally, I found the iris opened and closed whenever the camera whisked by a window. Fortunately, such movements did not occur during the blowjobs.
The P.O.V. shots are best during blowjob sequences, putting you right in the centre of the action. The shots themselves are great, giving the feel that one of these bitches is sucking on your cock, and you will be able to hear every slurp of cock down her throat. |
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The site lives up to the premise of giving you blowjobs and plenty of creamy cum shots on lips or dripping off tongues. A blowjob is a blow job as far as I am concerned, however, if you are really into blow jobs, you will get them on Suck Me Bitch, just not enough.
If you are looking for whores, you will find this in abundance, and if you are looking for someone who has plenty of words when he shoots his load, then you wind up with this too.
The material is obviously made for this site, and you are not likely to find it anywhere else except through the Raw XXX Network. |
The site claims to have made several recent updates, but I could only find four. As for how frequently they actually update? Well, they have been around since 2003, and they only offer up 18 sluts, so that should give you some indication that it’s not quite enough. The claim is once a week, but I don’t think I want to believe them, not when it comes to custom content. Sure they might update the bonus sites, but are they adding new custom blowjobs each and every week. This, you will have to take a chance on.
However, 80 bonus sites are included with your membership, which should keep your cock hard for a long time coming, certainly until whenever they custom update. |

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Suck Me Bitch is a simple site, and as such every page loads quickly. The faster your connection, the faster the page loads, but even with dial-up you won’t have too much waiting. The site is not AOL browser compatible, and you will have to view it with either Internet Explorer or Netscape, and all the video clips run through Windows Media Player or Quicktime.
Photos are not a huge size and will load quickly, but Suck Me Bitch does not have any available options for low or high speed connections. Like DSL or Cable connections, lowspeed (56K) connections will not have a problem streaming the videos, but expect it to take some time for a dial-up download. Full feature files are between 70 – 80MB, and clips are 20 – 40MB. |
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Suck Me Bitch is an easy site to maneuver. At the top of the page, under the site name, you will find an easy menu of Photo Galleries, Episodes, and Upcoming Trailers. Here you can link to separate pages of either the pictures or movies.
The latest slut on board is profiled in a large thumbnail beside a brief synopsis of ‘Latest News’. Additional latest episodes are located directly below in smaller thumbnails, and again with a small outline of the action in the episode.
Bonus sites are clearly listed on the right side of the page, and link you directly. You will, of course have to re-enter your username and password whenever you link to a new site.
Additionally, customer service is located on a menu bar at the bottom of the homepage. Here you can get FAQs or submit an email to answer any difficulties you may have with the site or your membership. |
The design of the site isn’t all that. It has tons of black and brown, but I prefer white space. It’s a personal thing. Nonetheless, the design does make you think of dirty bitches, and well that’s what Suck Me Bitch promotes.
With over 80 bonus sites available with your membership, I was a bit concerned that the site would be saturated with banners. I was pleasantly surprised at how organized the site was, with all bonus material separated clearly from the custom content of the site. |
3-Day Credit Card Trial: $ 1.95 (recurring at $39.28/month)
5-Day Check Trial: $ 2.85 (recurring at $ 39.28/month)
Monthly Membership: $29.95 (recurring)
Will be billed as Paycom, CCBill, Ibill or WTS. There is an additional option to pay online if you do not have credit card or check, but you will have to download software. Three day cancellation policy to discontinue membership and 24-hour notification to cancel trial.
There is a note in user agreement that AOL users may experience problems from time to time and a recommendation on what browsers to use. You cannot cancel through email, you must cancel 3 days prior to expiration through the online cancellation form that coincides with your biller. |
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The custom content on this site is just not enough in my opinion. If you are looking for blowjobs, then you want to have plenty of them, otherwise why not just go to any site because you will always find some chick on her knees and giving head, even if the cum shot is left until the fucking.
Thirty bucks is a lot when just considering the custom content of this site. 18 BJs doesn’t seem like a lot unless you are the one actually getting them. However, there are 80 bonus sites with your membership, and this is where you get your dollars worth. I did not note any other blowjob niche sites, but many of these 80 sites are straight and will offer some really good deep throat. |
Overall PornPimp Score: |
79% |
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Final Remarks...
I have a thing for good-looking girls. I’m not talking boob-job, red-nailed production house fair; I just like a good-looking girl, and the sluttier the better! However, I found many of the chicks on Suck Me Bitch to be down right nasty. But, perhaps that is the point, and in this way a particular whore, and a particular British actor come to mind.
Well, if nasty is what you are looking for, then you will get it here. We all have that fantasy whore who gets down on her knees, opens her mouth to give one hellova blowjob. Suck Me Bitch gives it in mouthfuls, but I wish they gave it a lot more.
There is dirty talk, but it is nothing I haven’t heard, and quite frankly I have said dirtier. Actually no. Some of it is downright ridiculous, and you may find yourself chuckling, so in this way I have not heard this kind of dirty talk. I had hoped it would have been forceful in the way the site name, ‘Suck Me Bitch’ gives off. Sometimes, it is.
Fortunately, I did find a few good-looking sluts to get off on. Cailey had long blond hair, a gorgeous set of tits and a mouth you definitely want to fuck.
Isis on the other hand, rocked my world! She was as one imagines the Egyptian Goddess to be: gorgeous and cold at first, but once she lowered her gorgeous bronze body, and opened her full, cherry lips, sipping around the head of a cock, and taking it into her throat? My fucking god! You will definitely find some great BJs to get off on. |
PornPimp.com has reviewed and rated this site at 79 out of 100 (a good value).
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PimpScore: 79%
Category: Oral
Amateur
Reviewer: Rebecca
What did Rebecca think?
I found many of the chicks on Suck Me Bitch to be down right nasty. But, perhaps that is the point, and in this way a particular whore, and a particular British actor come to mind. |
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