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Glory Hole Station's Report Card
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The Tour Pitch...
- Only real cocks on the web…no enhancements
- Live sex shows ALL day
- Adult Games
- Erotic Stories with audio
Glory Hole makes lots of promises throughout what is passing as a tour. This is a reality site based on the premise of girls using a gas station restroom and a dick begins peeking out of a hole in the wall. We then watch to see how many of the young sluts will actually stick this foreign cock in their mouths. They claim to constantly update their content, so lets see how true that is. If this site lives up to its lofty promises, it will be a must-see for any porn lover.
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Glory Hole has very little content for a site that has been running for 4 years now. There are about 20 girls on this site; can you believe it, 20 girls in 4 years? That’s like 1 girl every 2.5 months. Either way, it’s not a lot of content. There are 20 videos; each corresponds with a different chick on this website. There are quite a few pictures in the photo gallery. Most of the pictures are screen shots of the videos, but they are totally staged pictures. In a good majority of the shots, the girls are looking directly at the camera. Each photo “gallery” has about 40-60 pictures per girl.
The site does have other content, none of which is remotely related to Glory Hole but its still porn, so of course I watched. There are live cams and live fuck shows, as well as 24/7 chats. If that’s not enough for you, there is plenty of content with hardcore fucking videos and pictures. There is a lot of additional content on this site, but none of it is related strictly to Glory Hole or to blow jobs. |
If there are only 20 girls in 4 years on this site, I probably don’t even need to go into detail about the quality of the pics and vids, but of course I will. The videos are dismal at best. I do have to give the producers an A for effort but that’s where the overachievement stops. In their attempt to make this site look like a reality site, they have resorted to using gritty film to give it that not-quite-professional look. They attempt to use the voyeur vision, but it just looks like they tried entirely too hard. In addition to that, the girls are looking directly at one of the cameras the entire time. The pictures look totally posed for and they also try to look like they are real pics, but reality sites are one of the few niches in which screen shots are justified…to confirm the authenticity of the reality niche.
The girls are NOT, hot that is. They are at best fuckable on a wild night in Daytona Beach, other than that they only way they would get close to your dick is through a cement wall. The one looker in the bunch is ‘Moms gone Awhile’. She is hot. |
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All of the Glory Hole content on this site is proclaimed 100% exclusive. I have yet to see this content anywhere else, or else I wouldn’t have been so disappointed this time around. The concept is unique and original and if they put forth more effort this would be a banging ass site, but now it should be pleased if someone referred to it as mediocre. I don’t imagine with such a unique schtick that the makers would give away this cash cow. Until I can find more evidence, we’ll give them the benefit of the doubt, but given their track record so far… |
You do the math, 20 girls in 4 years, I would say they update about once every 10 weeks. The rest of the content on this site looks like it’s updated several times each week. I don’t have any clear-cut amounts, but I’ve come across new content each time I logged in. |

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The videos are available in 3 different media formats; Windows media player, MPEGs and Real Player. Each format is downloadable in low and high speed, but both speeds are pretty slow. The videos all hover around 430kb in size and no matter your connection, you can view them in any available format. The pictures are better and a little bigger and clearer than the videos. The pics are about 800x600 in size. They are small thumbnails that can be enlarged for viewing. |
| Navigation - Ease of Use |
8/10 |
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This site is not easy to navigate. It comes equipped with a search bar that I always find helpful. But the search bar isn’t that convenient because you can search for videos and picture, but none of the girls have names, to keep with the whole reality theme so you can’t search by name. But the other problem is that Glory Hole isn’t displayed appropriately on the member’s page. There is so much other porn listed that I almost forgot what I was looking for. Once you find the link though, its fairly smooth sailing with just a few big gusts of wind. |
Glory Hole is designed with the members in mind. The background is a plain white with black and red font. There isn’t much unnecessary clutter on this site, but it needs to be jazzed up considering its lack of content and the totally infrequent updates. As far as the rest of the site goes, the design is just fine. Crisp and clean and easy for its members. |
$2.995 for 1-day trial
$29.95 for 30 days
*Payable by credit card or online check (Visa, MasterCard or Discover).
*Billed as Paycom.net |
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Glory Hole Station offers you 19 bonus sites with your membership. Many of these sites are interracial sites so if you love interracial porn you will get more than what you need with the bonus sites. If black on white isn’t your thing, you won’t be attracted to this. By joining Glory Hole Station, you will get access to; Black Pixxx, Black Gal, Rachel’s Revenge, Tasty Tranny, Melody Hart, Brave Girls, Ebony Head, Booty Cakes, Got August, Jizz Lickers, Blacks do Whites, My White Dicks, Sera Fox, XXX Salsa, Fun Tit, Fresh Black, Chick Trick, XXX Soul and Sweet Cream Pie. |
Glory Hole was thoroughly disappointing and the price isn’t worth it, even with the bonus sites. Unless you’re looking for a place to get your favourite interracial porn, this just isn’t worth the price. There is little to no content for Glory Hole and the quality of the existing content is severely lacking. $30 may not seem like a lot, but you’re paying more than the effort they took to put the site together. When more content comes, this site might be better. The 2 things they need, is to make more of an attempt to make it look real (or admit its fake) and add MORE CONTENT. |
Overall PornPimp Score: |
69% |
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Final Remarks...
Where do I begin with Glory Hole? Lets start with the concept, its great. Its unique and it will appeal to the Porky’s crowed in a major way. Beyond the sheer comedy of the concept, its original and that is lacking in everything, especially reality porn. Unsuspecting girls stop for a piss at a gas station restroom, only to be surprised by a dick through the wall. Nearly every girl goes all out and wraps her juicy lips around this hard throbbing cock. One brave soul even backed that ass up onto the prick. This is just great all the way through and I love them for it.
Unfortunately the creativity stopped at the concept for the site. The cameramen tried to no avail to make this look real. Unfortunately their efforts were in vain mostly because the horny sluts were a little bit too eager. Ok, I probably would definitely swallow a hard cock if it came at me in the privacy of my bathroom stall, but I would definitely NOT take off my bra or get undressed. Most of the girls had their lace bras lying on the public restroom of a gas station, the most notoriously filthy place EVER. Ok beyond that, these girls were looking directly at the camera. Normally this would be a good thing because you get the feeling that these frisky ladies are looking directly at you, but the whole idea is supposed to be that they are surprised. Not one girl looks shocked that a dick is peeking at her from a hole in the wall and most without thought begin touching and sucking the cock.
While I applaud the girls for their tenacity, this was just entirely too believable. If they just didn’t call it reality it would be so much better. I like my porn, real or fake but I like it straight up. Now that the site has been up and running for a while, they should really consider getting more girls on the site, this will make membership skyrocket. Despite the obvious fakeness of the site, it would be slightly more entertaining if there were more Glory Hole content. |
PornPimp.com has reviewed and rated this site at 69 out of 100 (an average value).
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PimpScore: 69%
Category: Oral
Reality
Reviewer: Rebecca
What did Rebecca think?
Despite the obvious fakeness of the site, it would be slightly more entertaining if there were more Glory Hole content. |
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