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Hustler's Report Card
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Thank you Larry. For all those long time porn lovers like myself Mr. Flynt has been the purveyor of some of the hottest porn produced over the last 30 years. Forget Bob Guccione or Hugh Hefner, if you wanted to see downright dirty uncensored action than Hustler magazine was the place to look. For you youngsters relatively new in the smut admiration department, step into the bizarre world of Larry Flynt and be prepared to be amazed.
The site promises over 100,000 images and I’m sure they are underestimating. Whatever the total count, you probably will never be able to view them all. Content is broken into 2 main categories: still photo sets and videos.
The photos themselves are distributed according to content categories with such headings as: Sluts, Girl on Girl, Big Tits, Teen, Couples etc. The collection is a mixed bag of softcore and hardcore. A lot of the material if from their print magazines photo spreads. Unfortunately that translates into small galleries sometimes containing only 5 or 6 pictures. They also don’t give you every picture displayed in the mag (they still want you to buy the print version) but do include some additional pics not available in the print version. The photos are pretty small but if you click on one you are presented with a bigger version. The pics are not downloadable to your hard drive. One neat feature is the ability to view the photos in a slideshow format.
The amount of videos available is also tremendous. Right now they are over 900 full-length titles available. The vids are usually 60 minutes long and are broken into 4-15 minute segments The vids are listed by series and includes such popular Hustler names such as: Ghetto Booty, Jail Babes, Hustler XXX, College Girls and many many more. It seems that all Hustler produced hardcore films are available. The movies can be viewed full screen and are available at different download speeds according to your connection in multiple formats: WMV, Real Player and QuickTime. You can download the videos to your hard drive allowing you to view them at your convenience but there is one catch. They are script protected so that as soon as you cancel your membership to the site they are no longer playable. Most full-length movies are at least 100Mb in size.
You also get access to all the features of the print magazine including: Beaver Hunt, centerfolds, cartoons, letters and articles, Larry’s pic of the day etc.
As if that wasn’t enough there is also a huge collection of third party content also available. Mainstream stuff that you can find on a lot of paysites but it doesn’t matter, as it is still high quality stuff. The additional content includes both photos and videos. There is also access to a large collection of Live webcams and monthly E-Zines.
Membership also gives you unlimited access to Hustler VIP and its included collection of addition premium Hustler sites. |
The content on Hustler runs the full gamut with respect to quality. It is undeniable that Hustler uses only the best photographers and hottest hardcore sluts available. This is most definitely reflected in their photo spreads. They are very artistic, full of glistening tanned hard bodies, beautifully posed, perfectly lit and extremely explicit. For the most part the quality is superb but they are two issues that haven’t been resolved.
First is the fact that the images when first encountered are very small and when clicked still do not upsize to full screen high resolution. They do get larger but usually the quality suffers somewhat. Secondly, most of the images have been produced for distribution in the print magazine. As everyone knows this allows for the use of airbrushing techniques to clean up unwanted portions of the image: blemishes, pimples, scars etc. This is fine but what has happened is the airbrushing doesn’t translate very well to web distribution and at times is very noticeable and ugly. These two problems must be addressed.
The videos present no such problem. They are available for viewing at different quality settings depending on your connection speed. High-speed users will have no problem viewing these DVD quality films. For dial up users it is a different matter. You will probably most likely just download the movies in their individual scenes, as the total movie will probably take too long. Quality suffers a bit but it isn’t a significant reduction.
As with all Hustler products the quality of the girls is fantastic. What is even better is a Hustler girl is the kind you always dream about. She’s not the absolutely gorgeous, stuck up prim and proper type found in Playboy. No she’s you average good-looking girl who loves to get down and dirty. Hustler girls have no problem spreading the pink whether it is with their fingers or a nice thick cock. Forget pretensions, they’ve got it, know it and aren’t afraid to show and abuse it. |
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10/10 |
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If you are a dedicated follower of Hustler magazine than this site is the place to be. You will find everything in the print version and more. This site is full of Hustler material that is all 100% original and exclusive.
The photosets were all shot for Hustler distribution. The videos are series collections with names produced by Hustler for almost 20 years. Most are trademarked and are easily recognized brand names of the Larry Flynt smut empire.
The girls may be recognizable as Hustler uses most established or up and coming spunk sluts. Almost any starlet or model who has accomplished anything in the adult industry has bared all and been featured in Hustler in one medium or another.
The site also includes the full archives of the print version going back until early 2000. Every photoset, article, cartoon, advertisement etc is included. It is the whole magazine, it has just been digitized. This feature alone is 100% original and is worth the price of membership itself.
The webcam feature is also original in so much as the girls are constantly changing and the selection is never the same twice. Most of the third party content (excluding the bonus sites), can be found elsewhere but Hustler has made sure they don’t include any mass distributed galleries or videos. |
The site proudly proclaims that it updates daily and in fact adds something daily into each of the main content categories. Updates can include photosets, videos or additions to any of the various features. Third party content is also continually added and it seems nothing is ever removed. The site just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
A steady stream of new material also comes in from the bonus sites, webcams, games, chat etc. It seems never ending. In fact just the volume of the updates alone will keep members satisfied. This isn’t one of those sites where you eagerly await the next weekly update. New material is constantly being uploaded and it becomes a task just to make sure you don’t miss something. |

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Speed can be an issue when viewing the site. Just taking the free tour demonstrates some problems that unfortunately haven’t fully been overcome in the membership pages. The problem doesn’t lie so much in the display of content. The images are not usually full screen high-resolution pictures and the videos are available for viewing at multiple speeds according to your connection type. No the problems lay simply in the site pages themselves. Each page is graphic intensive and full of information. For some reason the powers that be at Hustler have not taken the time to continually check and improve this factor. Even with my high-speed connection it took literally 30 seconds to download a page. This becomes a major nuisance when jumping from page to page of content that remember, numbers in the thousands for this megasite. I really couldn’t image how a dial up user could wait and navigate through this site without becoming totally frustrated. |
| Navigation - Ease of Use |
7/10 |
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Besides the speed issues of the design mentioned above there is one other problem with the site, it includes so much content that navigation is sometimes difficult as too much seems to be crammed onto some pages.
Take the home page for instance. As soon as you open it you are presented with a page containing images and menus everywhere. To top it off, the very middle of the page includes an image that is constantly rotating providing an annoying distraction. The main menu items are located around this image. At present there are 22 options. Menus to the bonus sites and live shows lie in columns to the left and right of the page. Other features and options including links to the archived issues of Hustler are located at the bottom of the page. Whew! Once you get past all that and actually click on a selection things get a little bit easier. Any page after that includes a main menu on the left side of the page and the content occupying the rest.
The photo pages have a menu that includes 8 main categories. Click on a category and a page full of thumbnails pops up identified with the model name. Click on a thumb and a page pops up that includes a short bio at the top and thumbnail pictures of the individual photos in the gallery. Click on a thumb and a larger picture appears.
The video pages have a replica of the main menu in the left hand column just in a different layout format. The center of the page includes box covers of most of the videos available. For movies without box covers a description of what the movie is about appears under the link to the movie. Click a box cover and you are taken to a page that has the box cover, a short description of the movie itself and a couple of photos captured from the movie. In both cases when you click the link to download you are then given the option of format of download speed.
When you first attempt to navigate the site it does seem difficult but eventually gets easier and easier. If they could only fix the page download problems! |
Sorry Larry but I couldn’t give you a higher ranking in this category with this design. To put it plainly: you are simply trying to cram too much information onto each page. There is absolutely no white space anywhere. Ok, I lied there is a bit around the oversized Hustler logo on each page.
There is also a multitude of colors utilized: reds, yellows, blues, greys and whites. A little too much! And what about the size of the main menu? Was it designed for Larry’s eyes? Is he as blind as a bat? Is there any reason it occupies almost a quarter of the page?
At least the content pages are a little more organized. When you do reach them everything is easily accessible and neatly laid out.
What I don’t understand is how an organization such as this that can produce and lay out an extremely popular magazine for so long can miss the boat on this one. Oh well, I guess everyone’s not perfect. |
$ 9.95 per month recurring
Payable by Credit Card or Check
Will be billed as Internet Ventures on your statement
NOTE: This price is a special promotional offer, regular prices are as follows:
$ 4.95 for a 3-day trial with limited access, recurs at $29.99 per month
$ 29.99 per month recurring |
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In additional to the volumes of content provided membership also gives you access to Hustler VIP a premium megasite that includes unlimited access to:
BarelyLegal, BeaverHunt, BustyBeauties, HometownGirls, LegWorld and TabooMagazine.
This is on top of the numerous other features such as: live webcams, games, chat, cartoons, E-Zines, movie reviews and the ultimate: Hustler magazine archives. There is also access to a Hustler store where you can buy their exclusively distributed items at a discount. |
I was very tempted to score this category a 4 based strictly on the quality issues of the photosets, then I thought, are you kidding! Look how much content is available, most paysites only have a portion of this amount. Not only the amount must be taken into consideration but also the originality. You will find loads of stuff just not available anywhere else. Throw in all the third party feeds, bonus sites and features and this is a bargain at $29.99 per month.
Hold on, did I say $29.99 per month. What if I told you it is now available for $9.95 per month. No hidden catches or limits as to what you can access. Everything is available for $9.95 per month. It seems obvious that Larry is attempting to make his site one of the largest adult destinations on the web and you know what? With the amount of pure original hardcore content available he seems destined to acieve his goals and conquer this market also. |
Overall PornPimp Score: |
89% |
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Final Remarks...
Hustler magazine. It has been a staple of my pud-pulling routine for almost 30 years. I don’t know how many boxes of Kleenex tissues I’ve gone through scouring its pages but I know it’s at least dozens. So here is the online version. Will it meet the standards I’ve come to know and love or are they simply trying to score points off the name while presenting sub par content? Well before I precede any further let me answer this with a resounding NO!
I believe that Hustler online measures up and in some cases actually beats the time proven print version. I mean, in the magazine you have to flip through pages or have various issues scattered across your bedroom open to your favorite pages for you to experience the purest masturbatory pleasures. Not so with the online version, simply load up your favorite pics or movie scenes on different screens and click back and forth at will between them. Oh the joys of multi tasking computers. You also don’t need boxes or hidden storage areas to keep your urges discreet. Everything is always at your fingertips, available on the net or behind some password protected files. For those of you new or only slightly exposed to Hustler you are in for a treat.
The site itself is a joy to behold. Photosets of pictorials accumulated over the years are here. Almost every video ever produced under the various series names is available with the newest option of allowing you to download them complete to your hard drive. For those with high-speed connections they are available in DVD quality. Numerous extras abound including all the popular features from the magazine. Items such as the Beaver Hunt, cartoons and Asshole of the Month etc. The amount of original Hustler content is astounding and no doubt represents only a portion of what has been accumulated over the years.
The massive amount of archived content allows Hustler to update daily. Updates are performed on at least 8 different categories each and every day. There is not a site around that can match this level. The content itself is for the most part good quality. Some of the photosets are lacking but this is more than made up for by the available videos. The girls featured in the content are true Hustler beauties. Picked not only for their looks but also their skankiness. These girls get down and dirty with no inhibitions. For those that don’t know, Hustler was the first place you could actually see pink. I’m not talking about a glimpse of labia either. I mean fully spread, fingers yanking apart, glistening; you can almost see the ovaries pink. These girls are dirty and you’ll love it. Every sex act imaginable is portrayed in extreme close up action.
Hustler also provides you access to the Hustler VIP collection of sites that includes only high quality, premium, and exclusive original content also. Throw in an assortment of live webcams, chat, adult games, stories, erotic audio stories, E-Zines and articles and your porn palette will be filled for months. You also get access to the print magazine in its entirety dating back to early 2000. Hopefully one day Larry will open up even more back issues.
This isn’t to say the site is perfect though. There are some quality issues with the photos as well as navigation and design complexities. You also can’t download the pics and the vids while downloadable stop being viewable very shortly after canceling your membership (some kind of script protection).
Overall the site is well worth the price. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. The site is well worth the price of $29.99 per month and I highly recommend it. You will stay a member for months but get this. The membership cost has been reduced and is only $9.95 per month. Hustler is definitely at the forefront of an online porn revolution. There are not many sites around that can compete with this price. At $9.95 per month you will stay a member for years on end and still probably won’t have seen all the content available at this site. A word of recommendation: don’t let this opportunity slip by it is definitely a deal! Hustler and Larry Flynt rule! Thanks Larry! |
PornPimp.com has reviewed and rated this site at 89 out of 100 (a very good value).
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PimpScore: 89%
Category: Movies
Reviewer: Big Tom
What did Big Tom think?
Overall the site is well worth the price. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. The site is well worth the price of $29.99 per month and I highly recommend it. |
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