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MILF Cruiser's Report Card
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The Tour Pitch...
- At this age, you know they want it!
- My buddies and I have the perfect way to get sex out of hot MILFs.
- It turns out that once they hit that age, they’re hornier than a sailor on shore leave
A group of young guys set out to help mature women fix more than their broken roadside cars in the hardcore action of MILF Cruiser. A four-page tour takes you through samples of 12 MILFs. Each featured episode includes a synopsis of the adventure and a large photo of the MILF when she’s at the curb by her broken down car, and six thumbnail samples of hardcore action. The tour promises full-length downloads and offers a video trailer preview that plays through Windows Media Player.
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Having started the site in late summer 2004, there are not many MILFs to choose from at this point. Hopefully this will change.
Each MILF has a photo gallery of video captures that contain anywhere 160 – 350 photos per episode.
Videos are offered in streamed or downloadable clips. There are 7 – 9 video clips per episode, and each has a run time of approximately 5 - 6 minutes. The full, uninterrupted features, which can also be downloaded, have a total time between of 41 – 74 minutes depending on the episode. That’s a considerable time compared to most MILF sites I have seen.
All video is DRM licensed, which means that once your membership expires, all the video you downloaded goes away with the cancellation. |
The models are all mature women who appear to be in their 30’s and 40’s. This is a great age range for when women are at the peak of heir sexuality. A good thing for the young studs on the site who are definitely looking for an experienced woman. Very sexy MILFs here, many with boob jobs, and almost all of them look like they work out and take care of their bodies. If you are wanting more real, average looking MILFs, you won’t find many here.
Unfortunately the content itself wasn’t as fabulous as the MILF selection. The pictures are all video captures, so there isn’t much variety between the videos and pictures. Overall, they were fair. They enlarge at 499 x 798, and you can download them as 50 – 100KB JPEGs.
Videos stream through Windows Media Player as WMV files, or you can download them as MPEG files. The quality of the video was fair. Not heavy on the pixels, but the blurring bugged me a lot. The sound was good though, you can certainly hear all the action, but there were times when I felt I was straining to use my imagination. The angles were standard, and the sex could have been more diverse. |
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All the custom video on MILF Cruiser is exclusive to the site. Some of the women look like they may have been strippers or in the porn industry at some time in their life, but I imagine they are unique to MILF Cruiser. Photos are video captures, and therefore a repeat of what already appears in the video content area. Bonus sites also offer exclusive content, and there is some leased material on the site. |
MILF Cruiser updates once per week. While this is the claim, the once a week does not match with the sites supposed start date. Nonetheless, there is enough to keep you busy for a month, and hopefully, with weekly updates, you will stay satisfied. |

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All MILF Cruiser pages are optimized for a variety of three connections, which makes surfing the site very easy. Photo are average sized video captures, and take no more than a second or two to load, or download to your hard drive.
Movies stream as WMV files, and download as MPEGs. The time of download will depend on your connection speed. There are three connection choices on MILF Cruiser: 56K, DSL and cable connections. Load time, even for 56K is optimal. |
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All MILF Cruiser pages are optimized for a variety of three connections, which makes surfing the site very easy. Photo are average sized video captures, and take no more than a second or two to load, or download to your hard drive.
Movies stream as WMV files, and download as MPEGs. The time of download will depend on your connection speed. There are three connection choices on MILF Cruiser: 56K, DSL and cable connections. Load time, even for 56K is optimal. |
The member page has a basic site design. The colour of the wallpaper is unique, kind of a tan with a bit of pink. It definitely stands out in my mind. There are no fancy graphic designs, and the layout is very simple. There is nothing spectacular, but certainly MILF Cruiser contains easy to find content. |
3-Day Trial: $ 2.95
30-Day Membership: $38.80
3-Month Membership: $58.80
Annually: $96.76
You can join by major credit card, or online check. The trial recurs at the monthly rate, and all memberships are recurring. Major credit cards will be billed as Paycom. The trial offers limited access to the site. 3 days are required for cancellation. |
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Bonus Sites include:
Big Sausage Pizza, Euro Bride Tryouts, Girls Hunting Girls, Teen Hitchhikers, and Nude Beach House. Third party streaming videos and upsells such as live chat are also available. |
The MILFs on the site are hot. I have yet to see a MILF site with women who compare to those here. Unfortunately, I did not find the quality to be all that worth it. If you can’t see the sexiness of these MILFs in the video action, then what’s the point! The price is very expensive for the amount of content and quality on MILF Cruiser, and I’d take a look at the preview trailer to see how the video plays for your connection. If it plays well, then definitely check out the site, but I still think forty bucks is over the limit. |
Overall PornPimp Score: |
69% |
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Final Remarks...
The women on MILF Cruiser are about the best looking mature women I have yet to see on a site. Most of them look like they may have been in the porn industry at one time or another, and can certainly play to the camera. A few seem a bit more amateurish in style, but still hot. Most of the women seem to be in their thirties or forties.
Mrs. Saskia Chandler was the neighborhood slut. You’d never know it from the glasses she was wearing. (God, I love a woman who looks intellectual. They often turn out to be the nastiest sluts in bed.) Definitely, Mrs. Chandler proves that point as she takes on two studs.
She steps into the car, and almost right away she is squirming to taste some young, hard dick. Once the guys get her back to the house, she teaches them both a lesson or two on how to fuck a woman good. With one guy in her mouth, the other rams his cock harder and harder as she moans for more. Soon both guys are cumming, and Mrs. Chandler seems thoroughly satisfied by that.
Lots of hard core action with sexy MILFs to get your rocks off. On the other hand, I hope the site decides to either get a webmaster who knows what he or she is doing in editing and adding videos and pictures, or at least hires one if these guys are doing the site themselves. I have seen better video grabs and movies in family movies posted on the web. There should not be as much pixelization as there is in these videos, but I will give the benefit of the doubt that maybe, just maybe there was something wrong on the site the day I looked.
I suggest that if you want to purchase a membership, and really, the content itself it hot, but I suggest taking a look at the preview trailer in their tour page, or at the very least (and I never suggest this!) buy the trial, look immediately, and cancel right away if you don’t like what you find. |
PornPimp.com has reviewed and rated this site at 69 out of 100 (a fair value).
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PimpScore: 69%
Category: MILF
Reviewer: Rebecca
What did Rebecca think?
The women on MILF Cruiser are about the best looking mature women I have yet to see on a site. Most of them look like they may have been in the porn industry at one time or another, and can certainly play to the camera. |
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