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Brown Hair Girls' Report Card
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The Tour Pitch...
- Hot and Sexy Brunettes!
- Hot girls taking it like pros!
- Something for everyone!
- Live sex shows
Brown Hair Girls is geared toward those guys who don’t think blonds have more fun. These brunettes know how to get the job done, so if you’re looking for dark haired beauties who can take a cock like a champ, Brown Hair Girls has the brunettes you crave, performing the nasty acts you’ve come to expect from good hardcore sites.
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Brown Hair Girls has all the look and feel of a mega-site. With 50,000 hardcore pics, half a MILLION bonus pictures, 125,000 video feeds, live chat and 24/7 live sex shows, you’re in for a busy time. They hurl content at you left and right, with 80 bonus sites to add to their already staggering number of files. They also weigh you down with lots of actions imaginable involving hot and willing brunettes. However, you do have to disable your firewall to even access the sites, and I find that a bit of a turn off. With galleries and video feeds offered with each of the 80 bonus sites as well as Brown Hair Girls, you’re looking at days and days of drooling and yanking over dark haired beauties. With all this content offered, you’re bound to find something you like. |
Brown Hair Girls looks attractive from the outside but on the inside, most of the media files are mediocre quality. You actually have to open any thumbnail that looks semi-interesting to see a high enough resolution picture, and the videos look like they were filmed with a combination of a web cam and an etch-a-sketch. Also, any bonus video feeds I tapped into were either blurry, or in the case of the General Smut, jerky as hell.
The women may be super hot, but the feeds and galleries greatly diminish what could be a great site if you’re looking for hardcore brunette hotties. Only some of the bonus sites, such as Her 1st Anal, were decent enough that I downloaded some films from them. Generally the quality of the videos was worse than the galleries. At least some of the galleries were half decent. The stories, games and jokes were all right, though, but they in no way could redeem the site fully. |
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The bonus sites attached to Brown Hair Girls sport some amateur action, and some fresh hot-blooded whores, but that doesn’t seem to be the case with Brown Hair Girls itself. Even though a lot of the bonus sites do offer amateurs, as well as content for everything you could want from anal to tranny action, Brown Hair Girls has the non-amateur, experienced hottie looks of a huge mega-site. |
New photos are added frequently and new videos about monthly. The updates for the photos are often enough, but I like new video feeds to be added at the least, every 2 weeks or so. Granted, there is enough content to keep you busy for ages (if you don’t get fed up with the quality and actually spend significant time on each file), but I’ve always been partial to fresh material myself. With hot new brunettes added more often, this site would thrive much more. |

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I always recommend high-speed connections for ANY porn site. It makes the turn-on period better if it’s uninterrupted, but even WITH my high-speed connection the video feeds played like crap. Loading was fast enough, but the way they played was more due to how the videos were shot as opposed to my connection. One of my favorite examples to site with running problems was the General Smut bonus site feed. It looked more like a slide show than it did a video. I don’t think if I was looking for a site that would allow me to get off in a timely manner that I would come to Brown Hair Girls. |
| Navigation - Ease of Use |
5/10 |
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This site is horrendous when it comes to navigation. I logged into the Member’s Area and was bombarded with lists of what the site had to offer, but I couldn’t find the original site I had signed up for. You sign up for the trial and you get a lot more for your money, but it amounts to a lot more confusion, not just more content. I couldn’t find one thing that would lead me to Brown Hair Girls, just every other site they partner with. It was almost like Brown Hair Girls was nothing more than a gateway. Come to Brown Hair Girls only if you don’t get confused easily while navigating a page looking for something you might want. The tabs at the top were easy enough to click through, but it was way too busy to be easier. |
The design on the outside was attractive enough (I like how they stuck to a brown background for the brunette theme), but the lists of what is available as a member of Brown Hair Girls were overwhelming. The front page of the member’s area did appeal to me because it showed featured galleries, shows, video feeds and such in a decently organized way, but the site design itself is still a bit overzealous when it comes to handing out content. Granted, it made me feel like purchasing a month to the site, but only because I knew I couldn’t handle everything there in 3 days. |
$ 1.85 by Credit Card or Check for a 3-day trial
$29.99 per month
Payable by Credit Card, Online Check or Telephone Bill
Billed as Paycom.net
*Note: Be VERY careful that you cancel your trial before it expires, the trial turns into a recurring $39.28 if you let it alone. If you choose to sign up for monthly membership, cancel your trial and sign up for the monthly separately. |
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Brown Hair Girls is very generous when it comes to giving you more and more sites to try and give you your money’s worth. With a membership to Brown Hair Girls you get access to 80 more sites with bonuses like:
Anal Pals, Bimbo Wives, Celeb Hotel, Dildo Dippers, Fist Bang, Hot Nude Granny, Interracial Sex Fest, Lipstick Lesbo, Latina Time, Mission Upskirt, Shocking Cocks, Pom Pom Porno, Red Hair Sex, Slut Movies, Taboo Insertions and much, much more.
Some of the bonus sites are worthwhile, even though most of the video feeds are just as low in quality as most of the other video feeds. |
Even though Brown Hair Girls offers you 80 bonus sites, I don’t think the $30 a month is even close to worth it. The price is right when it comes to the 3-day trial (less than $2 needed) but that’s as far as I wanted to take it. I would highly recommend that ANY curiosity you have for Brown Hair Girls be explored through a $1.85 trial. If you spend the $30, I’m more sure than anything you’d be disappointed. |
Overall PornPimp Score: |
60% |
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Final Remarks...
I was pretty frustrated with the content on Brown Hair Girls and all its bonus sites. I saw promises of thousands upon thousands of pictures and video feeds, which they provided. What they did by providing that much content, however, was cover a piece of shit in brightly colored sugar crystals. The video feeds for most of the sites were mediocre, and the galleries were only halfway decent. I spent $2 on a trial and by the first hour of looking through the site I was disappointed that I even considered buying a month.
The design of the outside of the site was an eye catcher, because it was short and sweet and to the point. The inside was a big old mess, with listings upon listings that led you to one page after another and didn’t really seem to go anywhere. If you’re like me, when you’re horny you don’t want to spend a majority of your time as a trial member surfing a porn site scavenging for hardcore goods. You want them handed to you, and handed to you in good quality at that. Just about every site leading off the member page had shitty feeds that you could barely watch without either laughing or getting pissed that you’re wasting valuable masturbation time. This site does promise lots and lots of content, but what good is quantity if the quality is substandard?
To sum up, yes if you’re in need of hot brunettes doing nasty things, and you want to see how good my word is on the bonus sites and all of their features despite my rating, spending the $1.85 on the 3-day trial would be smart. All you have to lose is less than $2 and you can gain the knowledge of what sites are worth your time and money, and which ones blow more than the girls on them. Come visit Brown Hair Girls if you need to prove my word to yourself, but don’t enter without signing the mental waiver. |
PornPimp.com has reviewed and rated this site at 60 out of 100 (a poor value).
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PimpScore: 60%
Category: Fetish
Reviewer: Trish
What did Trish think?
If you’re in need of hot brunettes doing nasty things, and you want to see how good my word is on the bonus sites and all of their features despite my rating, spending the $1.85 on the 3-day trial would be smart. |
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