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Real Squirt's Report Card
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The Tour Pitch...
- Real female ejaculation
- No pee, no water, no tricks, just squirting cuties
- Exclusive, downloadable content
- No fake orgasms allowed
The premise of Real Squirt is to play voyeur to women who can stimulate their g-spot to the point of ejaculation or squirting.
The tour begins on a home page that gives a complete and in-depth explanation of what female ejaculation is all about. It’s actually a pretty accurate description, and a good one to have prior to the photos of women actually squirting, so that anyone visiting the site knows that this in not a pee or other water-type site. The purpose is female ejaculation, and you get a taste in thumbnail photos and a free sample video that is one minute in length. This video appeared to stream at 650K, so unfortunately, if you have dial-up you will miss out on the preview.
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Since this is a relatively new site (August 2004), there is a limited amount of custom content. However, Real Squirt is building up a good archive of squirting girls, and also contains a variety of high quality bonus sites and other features like One-On-One shows and 3rd party movies of girl/guy action.
The custom content features a dark haired, brown-eyes beauty, Kream, who has obviously found the joys of her g-spot, and is making it her personal mission to teach any girl she comes across. Not all the custom content features Kream, there are some exceptionally sexy woman going solo to cum for the camera, and there is also an archive of guy/girl sucking and fucking action. In total there are about 25 high quality videos. Movie times vary, but expect to find the archive videos to run an average of 15 minutes, while custom videos range anywhere between 15 – 30 minutes.
Picture gallery sizes also vary. Expect between 27 – 70 plus photos on average. Each page contains 20 photos. This does not make for a huge database of custom pictures, and this is where the site could definitely improve. However, there are also photo sets offered in the archive. |
Although Real Squirt does not have a huge archive of photos and movies, what they do offer is high quality.
Photos are all professional shots, so you will be looking at crisp digital stills with great lighting and framing. All of the photos can be downloaded as good-sized 140 – 170KB JPEGs.
The videos are where this site really excels. All movies are streamed with an option to download a variety of formats. Playing through Windows Media Player as WAV files you can view with lowspeed (56K), medium (128K or 228k) or high (700K). MPEG files can be viewed with 350K or 650K connections.
Those with dial-up may have slight difficulty seeing the Real Squirt when it happens, but higher speed connections will find high quality images with good lighting, great angles, and single source sound. I only mention the small viewing window because unlike mainstream porn, squirting is not as easy to see, but certainly, even with dial-up, you will be able to increase the viewing window in Windows Media Player. The downside is that the quality will diminish. |
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Real Squirt is a very specific niche, and not one that has saturated the market. It actually strikes me as an unusual niche, since most porn doesn’t concentrate on the female orgasm, or ejaculation for that matter. In this, Real Squirt has definitely set itself outside the boundaries of the mainstream.
The site features a particular young woman, Kream. In this respect, the custom content is exclusive. The girls featured on this site strike me as amateurs. They are fresh faced, with a variety of body types, but all sexy, and you are unlikely to find the custom content of this site anywhere else on the net. Because it is a new site, Real Squirt does rely on 3rd party video to a certain extent to fill out their content, however the bulk of the content remains squirting. |
Real Squirt claims to update the site daily, and what I think they mean is that the daily live shows and one-on-one chat options are new every day. However, I could not find any clear indication about how often the actual custom videos and photos were updated. |
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All pages on Real Squirt are simple and therefore load quickly. The photos are a large size, but no matter what your connection you will be able to view or download them to your computer with relative ease.
Videos are offered for a variety of connection speeds, and whether you have a lowspeed dial-up connection or the faster DSL and cable, you will be able to view all of the Real Squirt content.
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9/10 |
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Real Squirt is an exceptionally well-organized site that offers the main content in a well laid out menu bar. Here you will be able to immediately jump to videos, bonus sites, pictures, the archive (for 3rd party girl/guy movies) and live shows.
The main page is simple with a choice between a thumbnail of the latest pictures or videos. Once in the picture or video sections, you will have further choices for viewing a particular Real Squirt episode or photo set.
The videos, as mentioned, have a number of viewing options, and certainly the options are more than most sites offer, which is a definite bonus. Many of the photo sets feature Kream under a variety of headings including ‘Some Exercise Nude’ and ‘Shopping Day’. |
The overall design of Real Squirt is impressive with its watery blue and bubble gum pink. From high quality thumbnails offered, through the splashy fonts used, and the overall professional layout, the design totally suits the niche.
The introductory home page is a pretty good indication of the kind of layout you will find inside the member area. White pace, simple menus, clean and well-organized pages make Real Squirt an inviting, professional site that is easy to navigate. |
30-Day: $29.95
90-Day: $59.95
Major credit cards will be billed as HVL Cyber, Paycom or CCBill. There are phone and cheque options to purchase membership.
Special deal of 1 month free with 3-month membership purchase at the time of this review.
Three day notification prior to membership expiry is required to cancel, otherwise, all will recur. |
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Bonus sites are part of the Brainpass Network that has 12 sites including:
Peter North, Lex Steele, Dog House Digital, Christine Young, Melissa Doll, Sweet Amy Lee, Silver Stone Video, Peters Cum Shots, Shelby Bell, I Want Latina, Hardcore Fiesta
Exclusive Live Shows, Interactive
One On One Shows
Chat Rooms |
Being a relatively new site, Real Squirt does not have a huge archive of custom content. The quality of the content is excellent, and if you are curious about female ejaculation, then Real Squirt is definitely a hot site to have. There is a lot of lesbian and masturbation action on the site, and while the custom area is growing with girl/guy sex, just expect the focus of the site to be on ejaculating females, and in this you get a literal downpour!
However, I have to knock off marks in comparing it against the price. Thirty bucks is about average in my opinion, but in considering the amount of content, I think you could get through all of it in a month. On the other hand, there are a lot of high quality bonus sites that come with the price of admission, and in this respect you definitely get your money’s worth. |
Overall PornPimp Score: |
82% |
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Final Remarks...
Women who can squirt are not easy to find in real life, though with patience and practice every woman can achieve it, and every guy’s cock can assist in that department. Certainly, in my own life I have found younger women achieve ejaculation more often than older women, but I think that’s due to a greater number of girls taking control of their sexuality and exploring their own bodies. Of course, Annie Sprinkle has helped a hell of a lot in this area.
At first it seems like a site that contains a lot of lesbian action with a variety of toys. Of course, I have nothing against lesbians, especially when they are all hot and young. Kream does have at least one video with an average looking guy, Phil.
While all the action is hot with women exploring each other’s bodies until a rain of liquid streams from their pussies, it was the scene with Phil ramming his cock in Kream’s ass that was exceptional to me, but then I am partial to anal. I loved seeing his hard dick ram into her ass as her pussy explodes a stream of clear, wet cum. It’s fucking is incredible!
As a niche site Real Squirt is definitely worth a look. It is not a common niche, and so if you are curious, I’d say it’s worth a look. Even if you get tired of the squirting, there are eleven high quality bonus sites for you to watch. The site is novel, the niche is amazing and the content, whether on Real Squirt or in the bonus areas, will get you off. |
PornPimp.com has reviewed and rated this site at 82 out of 100 (a very good value).
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PimpScore: 82%
Category: Cumshots
Reviewer: Rebecca
What did Rebecca think?
As a niche site Real Squirt is definitely worth a look. It is not a common niche, and so if you are curious, I’d say it’s worth a look. Even if you get tired of the squirting, there are eleven high quality bonus sites for you to watch. |
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