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Goo Girls' Report Card
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The Tour Pitch...
- Over 150 Gig of downloadable movies
- All movies can be viewed full length full screen
- A 50 Mb clip is added daily
- 100% original hardcore action
- No Pop Ups
Watch girls from every nationality suck, fuck, take it in the pooper and let gobs of goo shoot all over them, mostly into the face and mouth. There is enough action to keep fervent porn surfers completely satisfied. Goo Girls is the MPEG movie archive!
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150 Gig of downloadable videos. Just how much is that. Well the site claims it is has over 250 full-length videos so it is quite a lot. There are also 1000’s of still images but they are simple image captures from the videos (vidcaps). Click on one and 4 average sized images of fairly high quality are displayed.
The videos themselves are what drive the large customer base of Goo Girls. The site bills itself as the MPEG movie archive and it delivers. The MPEGS are all very good in quality and each “episode” is 25 minutes long broken down into individual 1-minute clips. The clips have to be downloaded and unfortunately there is not an option to download them as a single file (wasn’t this advertised?). They have provided links to some third party software that will let you compile the clips into a single file. Great for the dial up users but a waste of time for the throngs of high-speed connection users. There is content added on a daily basis so the already large amount will steadily increase.
There is also a little additional bonus content with access to a couple of sister sites, 4 Live areas and a few games. The Live areas in particular are filled with an ever-changing assortment of fresh amateurs willing to engage in heated cyber-sex. |
Kudo’s for the video quality, they are the only thing saving this site from a much lower rating, but even then they are only slightly above average although they are produced well. Sharp focus, fairly well lit with good composition and camera angles. One detracting factor is that the site proclaims everywhere that the movies are available full-length full-screen, and they are, if you assemble them yourself using third party software. The vidcaps are an afterthought and are marginal in quality. When opened you don’t see a full screen high resolution picture but instead get 4 quarter page medium resolution images.
The screen sirens are young and hot, a combination of amateurs and rising porn starlets, some that have clearly gone on to “bigger” and better things. They suck anf fuck with abandon ubtil the final payoff. These girls love their goo, they are the Goo Girls.
The bonus content does add a little value especially the Live Cams but there is just not enough of it. |
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I know I have seen some of Goo Girls so called exclusive content available on numerous other sites. Maybe its just that some of the girls are very recognizeable, I don’t know, but the content seems definitely mainstream. That aside, there is still a ton of original content available including a lot of girls who performed just for the Goo Girls cameras than quickly faded away from the business. Girls who couldn’t take the fierce big cock action or just were looking for a quick thrill. Members to Goo Girls rest asured, you are getting loads of exclusive content found nowhere else. |
A 50 Mb clip uploaded daily. Wow, is that a lot? The answer is a resounding yes. 50 Mb come on, you’ve got to be kidding. I will monitor this site closely to see if it actually delivers what’s touted. Included with the new video is the complimentary vidcaps.
The site does update daily which is a few and far between thing for most paysites. Since they obviously are not shooting all their own content, despite what’s proclaimed some of it is not exclusive, it’s easier to frequently upload readily available purchased materials. The Live Cams are a nice touch and the girls online are constantly changing. |

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The site has been optimized for easy content attainment by dial up users, unfortunately it’s at the expense of the ever growing market of broadband users. What site now doesn’t include an option to download the movie full size as 1 clip now a days. This is standard fare.
Other than that, what is available will be downloadable in an instant to most users. For those who insist on watching the video as a whole, Goo Girls gives you the option of putting all the clips together yourself. No difficult, just a pain in the ass! |
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6/10 |
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Finding the content was easy but tedious. Each episode is comprised of vidcaps, usually 8 per video. When you click on a vidcap, 4 of the series of 8 pop up larger on a single page. Scroll through the vidcaps and watch the videos one by one. A long process. After all what if I don’t really care about the vidcaps? And where is that option to let me download the video as a single whole?
One plus is the fact that there is no unwanted clutter scattered throughout the pages. No banners, misleading links or unnecessary text, each individual page is filled with content only and access to places with even more content. |
Goo Girls tries to be flashy, but with a very simple time tested design. A logo at the top comprised of bright fluorescent colours, placed on a page with a black background. The logo simulates the site’s name by seeming to drool a thick creamy substance from its text in an almost cartoon manner.
The content is displayed in a linear fashion vidcaps lead to videos. A slow process for accessing the most sought after content.
Overall the site seems to be a few years out of date with respect to look and feel. While the design of the site has really no relationship to the content inside I do like a site with a fresh new look, it makes me think the content may be something special. Goo Girls needs an update. |
$ 6.83 for a 5-day trial recurring at $ 29.83 per month
$ 29.83 per month recurring
$ 69.95 per 3 months recurring
Payable by Credit Card
Billed as Paycom.net or CCBill on your statements |
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At least there are a couple of Bonus sites available with membership. You get unlimited access to two sites: Sweetloads and Filthy-Facials. Both high quality facial sites that have tons of exclusive content and are updated consistently.
The additional features such as Live Cams are not bad. There is usually access to 4 different networks, each with an ever-changing assortment of web girls. There are also some games, enjoyed by many members. |
Goo Girls has a lot of content, some is original and exclusive, but quite a bit is not. So why pay a membership fee to a site where I can see all the original content in maybe 7 days? Can anyone say trial period!
You may want access to the two bonus sites as well, so the $29.95 cost per month might not seem that bad. I definitely have seen worse deals but $ 29.95 per month might be stretching it a bit. |
Overall PornPimp Score: |
67% |
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Final Remarks...
As soon as I hit the tour I was wary of this site. From the name I expected to see lots of spunk flying everywhere, another bukkake fest. Instead In saw vidcaps that had the action blurred out and seemed more like a hardcore fucking site than a cumshot haven. Maybe I am mistaken but that’s what the name infers to me! No videos are shown in the tour so I ventured inside. What I saw was some good old-fashioned sucking and fucking that always led to a facial. OK Goo Girls, I get it, they do get spunked, maybe I did anticipate too much.
The site does have a lot of videos and they are above average in quality it’s just, here I go again, I want to download it as a single file, not have to compile it myself! Goo Girls does update daily but not with original content only, some of the girls are emerging pornstars and quite recognizable. I’m sure I have seen the same videos elsewhere. They do have a lot of exclusive content though and it does contain good hardcore action.
Quiet a few members have obviously signed up as they also get unlimited access to 2 premier cumshot destinations: Sweetloads and Filthy-Facials. The trio of sites does contain volumes of exclusive content and appeals to many facial freaks. The 4 Live cams are a nice touch also.
Goo Girls isn’t a bad site, its just there are many ones out there that do the same thing only better. Taking the 5-day trial should be sufficient time to see and store most of the original content available. If the bonus sites intrigue you, sign up for a month and you should be able to completely scour through their database. If you truly love these sites, there is a 3-month option that drops the cost down to less than $24 per month. |
PornPimp.com has reviewed and rated this site at 67 out of 100 (a fair value).
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PimpScore: 67%
Category: Cumshots
Reviewer: Big Tom
What did Big Tom think?
Goo Girls isn’t a bad site, its just there are many ones out there that do the same thing only better. Taking the 5-day trial should be sufficient time to see and store most of the original content available. |
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