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As far as quantity goes, this site does not have much of it. So far the quantity is limited to one video, approximately 40 minutes long per girl and one photo gallery with about 60 pictures. Unfortunately this is the only content available on this site. Each girl has the same story, they are in need of cash for various reasons, none of which you will give a damn about. These sluts agree to perform some dirty deeds for some old fashioned greenbacks only to find themselves in the midst of a cum shower pouring into their twats.

Unfortunately the content quantity isn’t the only thing that is limited. The variety is seriously lacking on this site too. The scenes are straight girl-guy, suck and fuck and lick and cum scenes. There are no threesomes, no gangbangs, very little anal. The positions even are mundane, usually missionary or doggie-style. The most hardcore action you’ll see is a little anal action.

The quality of the pictures is good but borderline mediocre. The pictures are a combination of digital stills and the girls actually posing for the camera.  The videos seem to be recorded on a mid-line hand held camera. For an alleged reality site its exactly what I would expect. However, in their defense, the videos are available for both dial-up users and high speed internet users. 

Now lets get to the girls. The quality of the girls is supposed to be that of amateur girl next door, but I didn’t have this many unattractive girls in my neighborhood. Needless to say the girls are not even attractive at all.

I must give it to the creators of this site; they did come up with a unique bit however unbelievable.  The site promises that all the content on this site is 100% exclusive. While I have not seen this story line before, I did notice Cytherea, a hot new porn starlet. Although the schtick is original, it is not in the least believable. It is totally ridiculous to claim this is a reality site in which regular girls are being tricked when you have a very recognizable porn star as one of your ‘dumb sluts’.  They get an A for the idea, but a D for reality.

Each week, a new girl is added along with photos and a video. The girl is featured as the “Cumshot of the Week”. This is the only update, but as more content is added, there should be more frequent updates.

The site is easy to navigate with a banner menu at the top of each page.  It is well-organized and simple to use.  You find the girl you want to see and click on her thumbnail photo and choose from her photo gallery or her video clips. This site is easy to navigate through with easy to read captions; videos, photos and bonus sites. The videos and pictures are easy to access.

Cream Pie Surprise is designed nice and neat. The site is a calm and cool peach colour with splashes of colour throughout the site. There isn’t a lot of clutter on the site, although they extra long pages are a pain in the ass. The only thing that should be extra long is the cocks. All the scrolling down is tedious and makes the site too difficult to get through. Each page is so long that surfers will have a hard time staying focused.

$2.95 for 3-day trial by credit card
$4.88 for 5-day trial by check
$24.88 for 1 month

Payable by credit card OR check (Visa, MasterCard or Discover).
*Billed as Paycom.net

The tour promises 4 bonus sites, but you actually get 14bonus sites with membership to Cream Pie Surprise. You can see:

 Black Ass Busters, Throat Jobs, Gang Bang XXX, Her 1st lesbian experience, Got Fooled, He Likes it Big, T Girl Island, Dude’s Lucky Day, Sex Tour, Boat Bangers, MILF XXX, Desperate Teens XXX, Backseat Suck and Fuck and She Likes It Big.

$24.88 for the content that Cream Pie offers would definitely be a waste of money at this point. There isn’t a lot of content and the content available is mediocre. Fortunately you get 14 bonus sites with lots of additional content that makes it worth it. The sites are available for the price of membership to Cream Pie, and the bonus sites are the only attraction unless you like the site of men cumming inside unsuspecting girls. Either way, save your money unless you have to have access to these bonus sites.

I was totally stoked when I found out the premise of Cream Pie surprise; broke sluts who’ll do anything for some spare cash. These girls agree under the condition that the guys don’t jizz inside their pussies.  Sucking and fucking ensue and sure enough, these raunchy guys get jizz all over the fur burgers. The girls get angry and we all have a good laugh at the broke sluts’ expense. Sounds entertaining enough right?

Well there is little to no content available on this site. They have less than 40 models on the site with one video each and a limited photo gallery. All of which I could deal with since the site is fairly new, but they producers do nothing to create the illusion of reality within this site.  The girls are not worth the effort to get a hard on, nor will they give you one. Sure, some of them have hot bodies but nothing to write home about. On top of that there is an actual porn star on this site, and we’re supposed to believe that she was tricked.

Overall the site isn’t really worth your hard earned cash. The bonus sites are more than worth the $24.88 for the site membership. The premise is the only thing on this site worth a look. If they get a higher calibre of chicks on this site, it will be worth it.  If all else fails check out some of the bonus sites. They come with loads of content for your enjoyment.