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Rectal Rooter does have a lot of exclusive content but not as much as one would think for a site that has been operating for over a year. The weekly updates, well a year of weekly updates should give me at least 50 girls right. Well how come there’s only just a little over 40? Somebody has been sleeping.

At least the content they have captured is quite good. Each weekly visit by the plumber results in an episode that produces 300 still images (vidcaps) and a full length video 35 – 45 minutes long. The movies are available in multi formats: WMV, MPED and real Player and have been optimized for download as per your connection. Yes the movies can be streamed or downloaded including the sought after option to download the whole clip to your hard drive as a single file.

The Rectal Rooter babes are for the most part awesome. Where do they find these girls, Not only are they young, tight and beautiful, they also like to get their asses brutally ploughed by these well-endowed servicemen.

In addition to the slowly accumulating original content, there is also of access to a lot of content supplied by third party sources. The additional bonus sites do provide a fair amount of extra content a lot of which is exclusive to their individual sites and available to members of a site within the network. The site boats 60 gig of original content available and up to 20 gig more available at each bonus site.

As with all reality sites the quality is definitely different than a San Fernando produced porn video. These are amateurs filmed on location in various households. The “realness” occurs as the young floozies get porked unexpectedly as a result of having a faulty faucet. The production values thus usually include a single camera, sometimes two, with maybe an audio person also doubling as the lighting guy, grip etc. For what they have the guys here have done a good job. Sometimes the lighting is poor but they make sure you see all hot action, with extreme closeups. The still images are simple vidcaps but the videos are of very good quality. The option to download at the quality setting and speed you desire is available. All third party suppluied feeds and images are of the same levels of quality. The hose receptacles themselves are a fairly good collection of extremely attractive, yet very naïve, anal douche bags. These girls are hot! How can they be so stupid as to insert these humongous hunks of pulsating man meat into their small puckered exit orifice? Yet insert and squeeze it in they do, in gripping extreme close up action. The other reality sites in the network family also produced the same quality of images and content.

There is quite a bit of exclusive original content at Rectal Rooter. The trouble is that the site still has to rely on outside sources to provide enough content to members. This third party content is fairly easily obtainable in various places across the net and would not thus be considered original. Some other content supplied by the sisiter sites is also exclusive and original to these respective sites.

The concept is not unique and dubious that it’s original but they do have an identifiable brand name developing. The Rectal Rooters adventures are spreading across the net. This should lead to more and frequent updates which would result in the bulk of the content becoming more and more original.

A site showing this much promise must deliver. The boys at Rectal Rooter are flushed down the toilet in this category. How can you proudly exclaim that you update weekly than only provide a little over 40 episodes in 16 months. You’re a little shy here fellas. Besides, I still consider a once a week update for a reality based site insufficient.

The updates at the bonus sites bring up this ranking somewhat as between the network of sites, quiet a bit on new content is addedd weekly, including a portion of exclusive, oroginal stuff.

As previously mentioned at least this is one area that’s not lacking. Every image on the site is easily downloaded. The still images are vidcaps that simply load into larger, higher quality pictures. The videos, which are the real attraction here, are available for download in various formats at different quality settings depending on your connection type. While there is an option to download each video in full screen DVD quality, a high speed connection is a must.

The site is very easy to use but sometimes the content placement is discouraging. The first thing you see when you open the home page is half a page of text. Sure there is a link to the newest update in there someplace but why all links to the DVD archive store and bonus sites so prevalent. To top that off, immediately under this is graphic links to the bonus sites with a lot of accompanying descriptive text. 

The site is clean, easy to use and has a basically good design it does have a few flaws. First the colour scheme is pretty boring, page backgrounds are always black and thumbs are usually surrounded by what looks to me shades of shit brown. Second, why does the member’s page have loads of links to areas where the site is trying to up-sell you something. Yes I may be interested in buying something from your DVD archives but at least let me look at what you have to offer first.

Other than that the site is, as previously mentioned, is very simple in design, structure and use.

$ 29.95 per month recurring $ 59.95 for 3 months non0-recurring Payable by Credit Card or Check or Phone Billed as Paycom on your statement

An added incentive is supplied here. Rectal Rooter belongs to a network of sites that give you access to the collective of content simply by joining one of their sites. Bonus sites included are:

CollegeFuckFest, NebraskaCoeds, TrannyHunt, BlackBrosWhiteHoes, BorderBangers, YankMyCrank, MilkMyCock, MommyLovesCock and EuroFuckTrip.

While the bonus sites don’t cater to the anal niche they do have lots of exclusive content (up to 20 gigs each) also available.

I am at the middle ground in this category. While the exclusive content is good there is not enough of it. Additionally updates have not been consistent and on a regular basis until recently. The amount of content available, albeit some of it exclusive and original, should not warrant higher than a 3 in this category. What pushes it up a notch is the addition of the 9 bonus sites. Disregard what the tour says; there are 9 bonus sites available.

If the site maintains a regular update and continues to produce funny original reality porn like it has been doing Rectal Rooter has a chance to move into the upper echelons of porn paysites.

Final Remarks... Rectal Rooter, just the sound of the name got me salivating with anticipation. I opened the site and low and behold is a quarter page image of a giant sized dick stuffed halfway down the shit hole of some feeble minded skank. Show me more! The trailers in the tour pretty much summarize the site. The Rectal Rooter team send technicians on various assignments to fix some plumbing. The customers always end up to be extremely hot bimbos who never seem to have enough money to pay for the service, or just offer services of their own as trade for payment. Watching the video of this supposedly real negation take place is captivating. The action always results in the slut bending over or sitting on the plumber’s giant cock, balls deep in the asshole. These girls get stretched beyond belief and they love it. For all the promise of the site it falls short in some areas. The content isn’t enough to justify more than a couple of months membership. It good quality stuff, it’s just that there isn’t enough of it. The guys operating the site got slack for a few months here and there and its cost them. They have to maintain a strict update schedule from here on in to gain this reviewers’ trust again. They are off to a good start by being back on the ball the past few months. The amount of total content available is not bad through the addition of third party sources and the bonus sites provided. This content is also regularly updated so should provide a steady stream of new material, and a big enough database of archived content. There is no trial so you’ll have to take the plunge (pardon the pun) on this one. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed. The amount of content will keep you satisfied for a few months and the weekly episodes of the Rectal Rooter team in action will be a regular draw. This site does provide awesome images of hot women getting butt plugged by huge members in the most extreme, intimate depictions possible. If you are an ass lover like I am and want to see high quality anal insertion shots I highly recommend Rectal Rooters. This site is an up and comer but still offers good value because of the inclusion of the bonus sites and their additional original content.