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Anal Valley's Report Card
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The Tour Pitch...
- Really Hot Girls!
- Real Anal Sex!
- Real First Times!
Anal Valley is a collaboration site, made of hot content from outside sites, all brought together under the same pretense; Hardcore. With a huge number of bonuses and tons of girls getting their asses hammered, you’ll go crazy for the hardcore ass play that makes up Anal Valley’s porn base. You like seeing big dicks squeezed into the forbidden fruit that is the backdoor? Come on into Anal Valley.
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Anal Valley offers so much media your hand might fall off from wanking. Not only do they have massive content themselves, harbouring over 300+ other video and picture sites, but they even throw in about 20 bonus sites and even if you purchase the 7-day trial you are offered 82 more sites (I found them through the $1 trial extra under movies) for just a dollar more than the trial price, and for 5 days so you can try and check out everything they have.
They take content from all sorts of sites, so you can expect variety in both cast and material. Anal Valley is focused on anal, but it does offer many other types of pleasures. With turn-ons ranging from ass ramming to tit fucking, you’ll get your jollies one way or another from the massive amount of content being offered. You are definitely going to get your money’s worth with a monthly membership to this huge collection of anal and other hardcore pleasures. |
Anal Valley offers many different sources of content, and most of them are decently presented. Some of the videos, like a few sites in the $1 for 5-day bonus trial (that you can get when you subscribe to a 7-day trial to Anal Valley) suck when it comes to quality, but for the most part there’s plenty of video and picture fun, and just about all of it was nice and clear. I had no problem with audio, and even though it took a minute to load and buffer each clip I watched (no matter what site I watched them from), they streamed just fine.
Also, just about everything that Anal Valley has to offer, bonus sites and all, are available for downloading and the quality when playing back downloaded content is just as good as the streaming. They do have 56K speeds for the clips for those of you who have not invested in the modern wonders of a high-speed connection, but I do always suggest high-speed so you can enjoy the videos without problems and the pictures load all the way.
Not only is the quality of the videos and pictures decent, but also most of the girls that they screw in every hole are hotter than hell, and they know how to take a cock like a pro. The dicks are big, the chicks are tight, and the action is indisputably hot. When you’re a full member of Anal Valley, everything is just that damned good. |
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Anal Valley is nothing but a huge amount of collaboration from other sites, so none of the content is unique at all. If you’re looking for fresh faces and hot deeds done by chicks that belong to just one site, this isn’t the place for you. |
From what it looks like, I’d say that Anal Valley gathers more material and updates weekly, so not only do you have a shit load of content to begin with, but also they pile more on top of it every week! If you weighed five pounds and you went to Anal Valley’s buffet, you’d be a sperm whale (no pun intended) by the time you finished.
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Anal Valley had some delays when it came to loading clips, but for the most part I was able to get to the action fairly quickly. It may have taken a second to load and buffer the clips, but they didn’t freeze up or shudder while they played. The pictures gave me no trouble at all, and the downloading did the same thing as streaming the clips.
After the initial minute or two they took, they were worth it and they played the same as they did streaming. Just about every bonus site attached to Anal Valley had the same kind of speed. Videos played the same and pictures loaded the same. They also offered different types of media players and different speeds for those who need something less than broadband. I do recommend high-speed for full enjoyment, but a 56K will suffice. |
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7/10 |
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I actually found Anal Valley a bit difficult to get through. Most of the time sites with as much content as this pack it so tightly you need to search and search for what you want. Anal Valley wasn’t THAT bad, but it was packed pretty tight.
In general, the bonus sites were easy to find for me and the clips were easy enough to find that I didn’t have to throw my hands in the air and ask the porn gods “why me?” If you want a mapped out plan telling you where to go when and why, you’re not going to get that at Anal Valley. With a little patience though, you’ll see exactly what you get for your money, and that’s it worth what you paid. |
Anal Valley was a little too busy for my taste. I don’t know about you, but when a site has way too much tinsel I tend to get a headache, and headaches take you out of the mood. If you get the 7-day trial, the background of the member’s home page is plastered in the words “Anal Valley Trial”, which sort of made me feel inferior. I never thought it was a crime to want to check something out before you spend $40 a month on it, but the way they label the trial all over the background was annoying.
Also, there are links and pictures all over, and a few times I had no idea where I would be taken if I clicked a certain link. What I do like though, is at the bottom of the first page of the member’s area, they have all sorts of plug-in links, just in case you think you need one to view the different medias. I’d have to say the design was all right, but the layout was somewhat busy and the way they displayed trial status was a bit tacky. |
$4.95 for a 3-day trial with limited access to content (no videos)
$ 9.95 for a 7-day trial (82 additional sites of pictures and clips added for $1 for a 5-day trial)
$39.95 per month
$69.95 for 3 months
Payable by Credit Card, Check, Phone and Snail Mail |
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If you feel you are ready for all the hardcore joy that Anal Valley can bring you, you also get the gift of MANY bonuses. With a full membership, you get tons of sites including:
Fetish Hell, Hard Porn, Girls Get Crazy, Lesbo Erotica, Ebony Joy, India Chix, Interracial Joy, iTeens, Cheer Chix, Cartoon 69, Cyberfolds Web, Hirsute Beavers, Big Cock Sex, Sport Erotica, All Gang Bang, Ultra Videos, Amateur Pie, Do Porn Stars, Large Girls XXX, Porno Ground, and MORE!
These aren’t even counting the bonus sites you can get for $1 more, which are well worth it I might add. |
I was a little teeny bit disappointed with the amount of content I got with my 7-day trial offer. The $9.95 is okay for the 7-day trial but if you really want to see what they have to offer, I’d say it’s worth it to buy the full membership for at least a month. $40 is a hell of a lot to spend on a porn site but believe me, the amount of content you’re given is enough to keep you busy for maybe a year. Go ahead and take a dive, invest in a month and see how you feel about Anal Valley. I think you’ll find it worth your time and drool. |
Overall PornPimp Score: |
75% |
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Final Remarks...
I’ve always been attracted to anal action, so I jumped at the chance to look through Anal Valley. This site offers so much content, it’s UNREAL. Usually, I tend to stray away from sites that have so much to look at it almost obligates you to buy a full month just to see it all, but this site drew me closer. Yeah, I thought limiting your access even as a trial member kind of sucked, because the whole point of buying a trial is to see everything the site has to offer before you invest the bigger money in it for the longer period of time. They sort of make up for it though, because they just give you SO much. I sort of took the hook on a bonus trial to a site called Adult Movie Zone, which they offered a 5-day trial to once I purchased the 7-day trial to Anal Valley, and I wasn’t sorry. There were over 80 different things on the bonus trial, added to all the content Anal Valley provided. I was sure I’d never leave my computer screen again! One of my personal favourite toys on the bonus trial page was something called the “Sin-o-matic”. It asked you to choose a heterosexual couple, black or white, then it would give you a figure of a man and a figure of a woman and you could “make your own” porn. If you clicked the man’s dick and the woman’s feet, you’d get a foot fetish jerk off. If you chose the more traditional cock and pussy routine, these couples were enough to make you sweat. What can I say; I played with this thing for about 20 minutes.
I was impressed with the quality of both the feeds and the degree of fucking. These girls knew how to take a cock, and the men loved to pound away at them, big cocks a-swingin’. The girls were, for the most part, hotter than hot and knew just how to suck, fuck and take a load. Most of the sites included with Anal Valley were pretty good, and it didn’t bother me that the content of Anal Valley was from other places. Yeah, sometimes you crave seeing a girl who’s face isn’t stamped on every porn site get her pretty puss or tight ass drilled, but sometimes knowing this content stood the test of time and was brought to one site for a reason is encouraging. Unique or not, the action certainly was worth the pennies. This site has anal sex at its best, and will likely get you off over and over again.
Aside from some minor flaws, I’d say that Anal Valley is worth a look or 3. The 7-day trial is all right, but the full month is worth getting. Like I said before, I do recommend high-speed connections for maximum enjoyment, and a love for all that is anal certainly does help you overcome the $40 price tag. Don’t let the price scare you, though, because if you have the money for a month of checking this site out it’s best you do. Anal this hot and this diverse (did I mention the bonus sites have loads of other niches as well as anal?) shouldn’t be missed. |
PornPimp.com has reviewed and rated this site at 75 out of 100 (a good value).
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PimpScore: 75%
Category: Anal
Reviewer: Trish
What did Trish think?
Aside from some minor flaws, I’d say that Anal Valley is worth a look or 3. The 7-day trial is all right, but the full month is worth getting. |
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