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Being one of the oldest (if not the first), of the so-called “reality” porn sites has resulted in an extensive collection. Right now there are over 80 videos each up to an hour long. The premise of each episode is basically the same. Dirty holds the camera, Ugly drives the van. They drive around looking for a young cunt (maybe two), that’s walking the streets by themselves. Spotting a target, they pull over and Dirty begins his dirty work. He starts some bullshit small chat and eventual gets the girl to come inside the van (usually by offering her cash). Sitting inside is a lucky stud that after more money tossing and smart remarks by Dirty begins to fondle the cloth shedding lass. The guy then proceeds to get his cock sucked and fucked while Dirty is filming and verbally abusing the slut, he eventually pulls out and explodes all over the naïve whore. After they’re finished with her, they simply toss her out of the van and then lay rubber and howl over their latest escapade.

The guys have been up to these shenanigans for over 3 years now. They haven’t consistently updated weekly but are now approaching 90 episodes. Each episode is presented in both still images and videos. The stills are simple vidcaps of the video, usually 250 per gallery with each episode having 10 galleries. There is no option to zip the galleries to your hard drive as a single file. The videos are up to an hour long. They are broken into segments (usually 5 –7 clips), which are approximately 30 Mb in size. The clips can be either streamed or downloaded and are available for different connection types in WMV, MPEG or Real Player formats. Full-length versions of the video can only be streamed they cannot be downloaded. The site has accumulated over 20,000 images and 80 hours of 100% original content.

As if that wasn’t enough, they have included membership into their whole network of sites as a bonus to all Bang Bus members. While Bang Bus does have the most content involved in this offer, most of the additional content is of the same originality with a little more emphasis on specific niches. Additionally the site does give access to some Live webcams and an E Zine.

The site also includes an online store where you can buy DVD’s of this content and a lot more including the full collection of Bang Bros. Productions. A couple of more neat features are the menu abilities to check out each girl’s trailer, watch a collection of Sanchez’s favourites or some behind the scene bloopers.

This is one area where the site falls from its lofty position somewhat. You must quickly recognize that this site actually is filmed inside the back of a moving van. There is thus no special lighting or multiple cameras available. This is Dirty with his rude remarks providing a running commentary as he shoots. Yet isn’t this the essence of the “True reality site”? For what seemingly lacks in production value Dirty pulls of quite a good job. The still images are simple vidcaps and not the greatest quality. They are definitely seen as an afterthought as it’s the videos that are the stars of the Bang Bus site. The quality is just above average but the actual movies have fantastic storylines and real comedic value. They are enjoyable to watch, some over and over again, and run usually an hour in length. The girls are all amateurs and most are nice looking skanks. No pornstar types here, just real American (and now European), everyday sluts willing to indulge in the primal passions of an asshole (Dirty) for a few measly bucks. I’d do any of them myself if I could (yeah right!), and they do absolutely love the large flesh pipe.

This site is the original (so it claims!) reality site and it’s content is all 100% original and exclusive. This site also gets extra kudos as it was at the forefront of this genre and is still one of the most popular destinations on the web, maintaining an estimated 75,000 members.

Nobody else does it like Ugly and Dirty. When you see a Bang Bus movie you know you are watching the creative geniuses behind this whole reality concept. They are funny, annoying, rude, obnoxious, ignorant cocksuckers, and boy are they hilarious! Quite a few people may disagree with their methods, they usually totally verbally abuse the unlucky wenches, but you must admit, they have just taken a tried and true practice of young men everywhere and were the first to actually film it, and make money from it. Brilliant!

The girls are all unknowns. Most look like college types or girls simply in need of some quick cash, whatever, they are not pornstars or aspiring actresses. Some may go a little further in the adult scene, but it’s most positive the boys on the bus were the first to give them a ride.

The Bang Bus definitely is unique and the content stays at this site only. The boys are just too popular now, easily recognized. There are many imitators of varying degree but there is only one Bang Bus and it remains, a true internet gem.

For a site that only updates once a week this score seems definitely on the high side. A further slide should occur for the fact that at times the Bang Bus missed updates for extended periods. This seems to have been rectified over the last 56 months. So why the high rating?

Because each and every update produced by the Bang Bros has resulted in an almost classic bit of adult internet history. The guys are stars and it’s like watching your favourite TV show. They are characters that become ingrained into your psyche and whose antics you love watching. The updates are feverishly anticipated.  There are just not enough of them to.

The site does have different download or streaming options but with the quality issues it really is better to see for broadband (cable) users. The vidcaps don’t matter, the quality is poor to begin with so they are easily downloaded by dial up users. The videos are another matter. Of average quality to start with, every decrease in download speed leads to more compression and a subsequent loss in image quality. Even for cable users the files do get fairly large in size. 30 Mb per clip which can run up to 10 minutes in length. One nice bonus is the ability to download the trailers for each episode. They pretty well encapsulate the episode, are approx. 1 minute long, and let you see if you want to watch the whole thing or not.

One of the reasons for Bang Bus’s continues success is the ability of its members to find exactly what they’re looking for. The site is clean, well organized and easy to use. Some pages seem a little cluttered but after a few minutes of surfing you will know where everything is.

A menu at the top lets you go to the four main destinations: home, episodes, trailers and attractions. Clicking on the episodes takes you to a page where everything is easily recognized. Underneath the main menu is a link to the Bang Bros, store. Underneath is the newest episode. A large screen capture accompanies descriptive text as to what basically happens.  Scroll further down and the page breaks off into two areas. One contains a list of all episodes with a thumbnail and small text blurb followed by links to all the bonus sites available. The other is a column containing clips of the most popular episodes and a collection of users top still pics.

Click on an episode thumb and you basically have two choices, gallery or movies. The gallery link takes you take after page of vidcaps. Click a cap and the picture opens up in a slightly large high-resolution form (but not much). Go to the movies page and you’re presented with the up to 8 clips to watch. Just choose a download option. There is also a spot for you to rank the clip. Your votes help determine the most popular clips, most downloaded etc.

A site doesn’t stay this popular this long by being poorly designed. Content must be easily found without viewers having to look at ugly colours and a jumbled design.

The design is simple: each page has at the top a toned orange in colour header containing the logo, (black and white text highlighted by a winged bus), over a black page background. The main body of the pages containing the content is comprised of white and grey boxes with black text. Everything is simple and easy to find.

$5.95 3 day trial period per month, recurs at $ 39.95 per month $34.95 per month $89.95 for 3 months non-recurring Payable by Credit Card or Online Check or Phone Billed as Paycom NOTE: the 3 day trial period recurs at $ 39.95 per month, an up charge premium of $5 per month.

The Bang Bros. whole suite of sites is available to members of the Bang Bus, theses sites include:

BigMouthfuls, TugJobs. MomsAnalAdventure, BoobSquad, FartHammer,  BigTitsRoundAsses, RealButts, MonstersOfCock, BangBrodWorlwide, BaitBus, AssParade, MILFLessons, OlderLadies and SpringBreakSpyCam.

Additional bonuses include access to the Bang Bros. store where you can purchase DVD’s of their content and more. The site has also begun merchandising starting with Bang Bus T-shirts that you can order here. There is also links to an E Zine and some Live webcams.

While there is a ton of content available through Bang Bus and its bonus sites I just feel that the lack of almost perfect quality should result in a slightly adjusted membership cost. $34.95 per month is at the top end of the scale for most adult paysites and if you are sceptical and take the trial first it’s going to cost you even $5 more. $29.95 per month would seem like the perfect medium.

I guess the guys feel their reputation and 100% exclusive original material deserves a premium. They may be right! Most members are long term and crave the weekly updates, for them the cost is probably lowered, as there is a long-term membership discount of $5 per month.

The content is good, watch the trailers in the free tour and you pretty well get to see what your in for. If you like what you see, skip the trial; chances are you will be a member for more than a month anyway. If cost is an issue, watch as much content as you can during the trial period. You will remember the Bang Bus.

Final Remarks... Bang Bus, the original. I tip my hat to you boys. You’re like the Survivor of the adult internet porn reality business. Not only were you the first but also you’re arguably still the best. The weekly episodes are legendary and extremely memorable. They begin with the boys picking up an unsuspecting wench, once inside the van they “interview” her. Things get more heated as they verbally torment her while offering her more money. The fun begins and the lucky stud of the week gets his package pounced on while Dirty begins to verbally degrade the slut from behind the camera. The endings are spectacular. After the stud pops his cork, Dirty grabs the girls’ clothes, tosses them at her, scurries her out of the van sometimes partially clothed, and leaves her in some out of the way area. They then speed away laughing their heads off. I especially love it when they don’t give the bitch her promised payment or my personal favourite, when Ugly hurriedly drives off as Dirty clutches a crutch from an injured and hobbled debutante.  Both are cackling their heads off and it gets you laughing also. Every ending brings a definite chuckle. One thing I particularly like with Bang Bus is that it brings back fond memories from my youth. This was like a weekend pastime for my buddies and me. We just didn’t have a van, more like a huge Grand Marquis, but many a Saturday night involved us cruising around various towns scouring for naïve wrenches. “You want to party”, or “Where you going” actually work if you have the balls to try it. Quite a few nights ended in escapades just like on the Bang Bus, we just weren’t smart enough to film it. Keep up the tradition Bang Bus! The amount of content is fairly large, it’s not the best quality but it’s all good to watch. It is unique, original, creative, one of a kind and exclusive. You definitely won’t see this content anywhere else on the web. Besides containing hot action, it is also funny and entertaining to watch. The quality can be excused, as after all, it is one man shooting in the back of a moving window van sans window tint. The additional content from the bonus sites also adds extreme good value. Most of them contain 100% exclusive content. Other features I really enjoy are the ability to watch just the compiled trailers from each episode, the behind the scenes or bloopers clips and Sanchez’s favourite scenes. Branding the site by making available merchandise like T-shirts only enhances the membership community. The link to the Bang Bros. store for purchasing DVD’s of their entire catalogue is also valuable. This site is one of the largest members based porn sites on the net and for good reason. Its popularity continues to grow. Take the free tour and see every clip you can, if you’re still not sure, take the three-day trial, although this does come with a premium surcharge if you later want to purchase a monthly membership. Chances are you will become a member, as Bang Bus remains truly fantastic!